Time to do the happy dance June 4, 2008 Jill Because Jesse Taylor is back at Pandagon! Also, unrelatedly, because this website exists.
I must be old, because I couldn’t even work out how to work that website. Is it for girls to email questions anonymously and get anonymous replies, or is there some kind of FAQ thing going on somewhere?
Wait wait wait. Elizabeth Berkely? Now I’m trying to figure out if you are happy because you think that the website is actually a good idea, or if you’re joking because, well, it’s Elizabeth Berkely. Though she totally should have won an Emmy for that Saved By the Bell episode where she was addicted to caffeine pills after like two days of taking them and ended up falling in (Zack’s?) arms and sobbing “I’M JUST SO, SO . . . SCARED.” And then was better like a week later. That was some good (and by good I mean really, really bad) TV. Uh, not that I watched Saved By the Bell. Also, I think that this comment might make it look like I’ve had too much caffeine.
OH MY GOD I JUST FOUND THE VIDEO No seriously, I’ve had practically no caffeine today. I apparently just get hyper when talking about Saved by the Bell. Hmm.
I kept on waiting for the part where one of the girls says “Wait, weren’t you in Showgirls?”… But it never came.