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Jill

Oh this is special:

I have a few things to settle w/your stupid white ass. I just read a letter I wrote that you posted on your Feminazi blog or whatever the fuck it is. Stupid little white bitches like you can on my last nerve. You aren’t a NYer. You NEVER EVER will be a NYer. You weren’t born and raised here. You are a displaced little douche bag from middle America USA. Asshole like YOU have also ruined this city and continue to do so everyday. You stupid yuppy asshole have jacked up rents and turned this city into yuppy hell.

Douche bags like yourself only live in douche bag areas. Generally all white but you have the BALLS to talk shit about ME. That’s what is really hysterical – I’m the racist who has lived w/shit first hand but you aren’t and everyone in your little circle of wonderful is white like you.

How many times do you go to Harlem or the South Bronx? And I don’t mean to do some mighty whitey charity work. I mean to visit friends and/or family. I would take a guess – NEVER. You don’t know anyone that isn’t white and if you do, it’s the black guy who works in your mail room or the Hispanic woman who cleans your apt.

Do yourself a favor and get a fucking clue. Liberal wanna be asshole shits like you are a dime a dozen. Ride the fucking train past 96th St. sometime. Take a walk through Bed Stuy, the Butler Houses, Audobon Ave. IN THE SUMMER, BY YOURSELF W/NO CELL PHONE AT NIGHT. I FUCKING DARE YOUR SKINNY WHITE ASS TO DO IT.

Make sure you contact me first so I can sit back and laugh at scared white ass shitting.

BITCH

She’s responding to a post I wrote in November of 2005, in response to a Letter to the Editor that she wrote to Metro New York, complaining about how New York City pools are “filthy” because non-white people dirty them up. I said that was a little, you know, racist. But what does my displaced little feminazi douchebag ass know?

BITCH.

(But thanks for calling me skinny!!! *Hugz*!)

46 thoughts on Angry White People Write Me Letters

  3. My grandmother, a skinny, tiny white bitch, walked alone at night through Harlem.

    Folks were asking her if she needed help and if she was all right.

    See if you get that on the Upper East Side!

  4. You aren’t a NYer. You NEVER EVER will be a NYer. You weren’t born and raised here.

    These lines prove that the author is no New Yorker. All real New Yorkers know that the immigrants, whether from China, Nigeria, the Ukraine, or Iowa, are the truest New Yorkers. Idiots who claim that you have to be born here to be a real New Yorker aren’t worth bothering about.

    PS: My not so skinny pseudo-white ass walks through Harlem every day. I live here. Furthermore, I fit in. I am one of the neighborhood norms. People ask me for directions. No one looks at me twice. I’m somewhat paler than average, but nothing outstanding. Which makes me wonder if the writer has ever been to NYC at all? I mean, how could s/he not know that most of Harlem is now Yuppieville?

  6. My grandmother, a skinny, tiny white bitch, walked alone at night through Harlem.

    Folks were asking her if she needed help and if she was all right.

    See if you get that on the Upper East Side!

    It’s funny, I lived in Brooklyn for a while, and there were several times when I had to be elsewhere in the borough and commute home, only to have the subways get messed up. I ended up in Bushwick and in Bed Stuy very late at night more than once — and every single time, I asked someone for directions, they kindly gave them to me, and I went on my way. It was really a non-event.

  7. ah, hilarious.

    i’m a skinny ass white bitch walking through bed-stuy alone several times a day…at night too!…because that’s where i live, ok, and in order to get home and run my errands and catch my train and live my fucking life, yes, i have to walk around bed stuy. it’s not scary. is it supposed to be scary? yeah, people are black. they are also generally pretty nice, i’ve noticed.

    around me are a lot of displaced douchebags, some are from the south, some from middle america, some from west africa, some from jamaica or trinidad or dominican republic, some from jersey. apparently none of those people are new yorkers, though, so what, they should get the fuck out of brooklyn? they can’t be Real New Yorkers, because as we all know, New York is a Very Small Place, composed of an elite that grew up on the streets? got to be kidding me.

  8. Translation: I AM TOTES SCARED OF AND DISGUSTED WITH PEOPLE OF COLOR, AND IF YOU’RE NOT, IT’S BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW ANY OF THEM!

    Keep diggin’ that hole, lady.

    For my part: I’m a skinny white girl. I’ve hung out in Brownsville and the South Bronx and spent a summer in the projects in Coney Island. I was not eaten by the allegedly vicious, ravening people who live there, just lying in wait for people like me to walk by so they can victimize me. I was more worried in Times Square, where I fully expected to be mugged/pickpocketed in the crowd.

  9. holy shit, i’m so confused.

    this person claims they were the original person who wrote the letter to the editor? what the fuck is going on? how does this make sense? whaaaaaa?

  10. oh wait i think i understand now.

    this is just like my dad. ‘I ACTUALLY HAD TO LIVE WITH THESE PEOPLE IN NYC, SO I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE LIKE, WHICH IS WHY I’M ALLOWED TO SAY RACIST SHIT.’

    ok dad, have fun with that.

  11. She’s responding to a post I wrote in November of 2005

    Bless my soul, here I thought I had problems with procrastination.

    And “scared white ass shitting” could be the worst possible line of haiku ever.

  12. Interesting that she gets so pissed off when her remarks are called racist. As bitter and hateful as she is, I would think she’d be the first to admit it.

    Furthermore, if she holds feminists in such contempt (“feminazis”–that’s a term right out of Rush Limbaughland), why does she care what you think?

    Oh, well, if you’re pissing off whackmobiles like this clown, you’re tops in my book.

  13. The Intertubes are full of haters. They do not know how much of their own fear and self-loathing they reveal with their angry, pararnoid, ignorant rants.
    The sad thing is that there are so many. Most of them are white. I suppose they fear that which they do not understand, or attempt to understand.
    On a lighter note, I second the “scared white ass shitting” as the worst line of Haiku. Ever. Peace.

  14. Asshole like YOU have also ruined this city and continue to do so everyday. You stupid yuppy asshole have jacked up rents and turned this city into yuppy hell.

    Wait, I’m confused. I thought the problem was the existence of black people. And clearly, people of color and yuppies are mutually exclusive and equally evil.

    I’m going to have to try harder to keep up.

  15. It isn’t your skin color I despise I yell out at all those who are so indictrinated with race being the source of all dislike for others. It is your behavior you near-illiterate indoctrinated idiotic illogical vermin-like scum!!!!

    Black, White, Flesdhtone, whatever….. it is the BEHAVIOR of the individual that matters.

    Pardon my perceptions if the last 35 people that approached me, confronted me, reveled in creating fear in me by being in a pack of ten and threatening me or harassing me solo etc etc happened to be dark-complected and nary a Whitey approached me in a negative manner.

    I will not judge all dark-folk but experience compels me to be a bit more wary around some folks.

    Even an amoeba can learn from experience so don’t expect me to lower myself to less than an amoeba-like state, though you may have done so.

    Search the Web for a revealing study titled “The Color of Crime.”

    Then spew your racist rhetoric that somehow, within your miniscule mind, excuses bad behavior.

  16. Wow… okay. Bitter much?

    One thing, though, Jill… you razzed Salt Lake City when you really shouldn’t have. It’s the only pocket of sanity and liberalism within 250 miles. The whackiness out there is sorta doughtnut-shaped- it starts outside of SLC and radiates out from there. I’d equate it to Rome, but I’d hate to insult Italy by even mentioning it alongside Utah.

    My wife and I used to live in Boise. Going to SLC was a breath of fresh air, really.

  17. Do yourself a favor and get a fucking clue. Liberal wanna be asshole shits like you are a dime a dozen. Ride the fucking train past 96th St. sometime.

    Wow…such anger and cluelessness all rolled into one. FYI, I have ridden the “fucking train” past 96th street hundreds of times to visit friends and to attend cultural and academic events. As a commenter noted above, Harlem has become so gentrified that someone’s remark that the area’s danger is on par with being in a degraded crime ridden war zone is one immediate clue that s(he) either lived an extremely sheltered life as a NYC resident…or more likely is a clueless transplant weaned on overhyped and outdated stereotypes of NYC neighborhoods from the MSM. Though crimes do exist in Harlem as they do to varying levels in every part of NYC, its stereotyped status as a teeming crime-ridden cesspool is wildly exaggerated. IME, nearly all of my mugging/beating incidents during my commutes to/from junior high during the late ’80’s took place in midtown or on the upper east side.

    Also, if one switched Boston for NYC, I could have sworn this was written by an angry White racist from Southie bitterly angry with being considered equal under the law with POC and being unable to move to nearly all-White suburbs which they perceived wealthier liberal activists were hypocritically moving to because they did not have the economic means.

  18. I was stranded in the Combat Zone
    I walked through Bedford-Stuy alone
    Even rode my motorcycle in the rain

    — Billy Joel, “You May Be Right”

  19. Seattle is Middle America?
    and rents were totally affordable before YOU showed up, Jill. Sheesh.

    At least that letter has one redeeming quality, which is to say, it’s packed with entertainment value. I just have to laugh.

  20. NY pools are dirty because of all the non-white-people germs? I wish I had her problems – in the Cleveland neighborhood where I grew up, the pools were filthy with white and non-white person blood. This is because they didn’t sweep up a winter’s worth of broken beer bottles and god knows what else before filling the pool with water in the spring and letting the kids jump in.

    This did not stop the pool from being so crowded that several kids died because the lifeguards simply could not see them drowning.

  21. I’m with Puggins. SLC itself isn’t so bad. While I grew up in the confines of oh-so-white Utah County, my friends and I used to skibble up to SLC for clubbing and whatnot. I still feel bad about fleeing Utah because it really needs more internal opposition and differing viewpoints. (On the other hand, I pretty much refuse to date Mormon boys, so leaving Utah gave me a LOT more options.)

  22. scared white ass shitting
    you weren’t born and raised here BITCH
    get a fucking clue

    The author’s intent really boils down quite well with haiku. Thanks, Ilyka.

  23. One thing, though, Jill… you razzed Salt Lake City when you really shouldn’t have.

    Oh, it’s not that I think SLC is bad — it’s just that it’s one of the whitest cities in America (or the first one that came to my head, at least). That was the reference point, not that SLC is a conservative or bad place.

  25. scared white ass shitting
    you weren’t born and raised here BITCH
    get a fucking clue

    Lauren wins.

  26. Actually, I wonder if it’s better when we flip it around a little:

    get a fucking clue
    you weren’t born and raised here BITCH
    scared white ass shitting

    Personally it’s a little more mystical this way.

  27. Your haiku needs one less syllable in the middle, man. 5-7-5. “Weren’t” has two syllables. (Not to diss anyone, just pointing that out because that’s the only word I could figure was a problem.)

    I’m not sure how to fix it … can’t take out “bitch” or it loses its punch …

  29. I’m not sure how to fix it … can’t take out “bitch” or it loses its punch …

    Take the “you” out.

  30. i’d get rid of the “you” in the second line

    scared white ass shitting
    weren’t born and raised here BITCH
    get a fucking clue

    🙂

  33. Uh, “weren’t” is one syllable. That’s part of what the apostrophe is for. The original haiku is correct… and HILARIOUS!

  35. Your haiku needs one less syllable in the middle, man. 5-7-5. “Weren’t” has two syllables.

    Not in Indiana, it doesn’t.

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  37. She’s responding to a post I wrote in November of 2005

    Bless my soul, here I thought I had problems with procrastination.

    They were just using the last 2+ years coming up with a really well-thought-out and articulate response.

  38. They were just using the last 2+ years coming up with a really well-thought-out and articulate response.

    I just spewed my presidential manhattan on my keyboard. You owe me a keyboard and a drink.

  40. Honest to God, if she loathes black people so much, why the FUCK is she still living in NYC?

  41. Honest to God, if she loathes black people so much, why the FUCK is she still living in NYC?

    If she was like the White racist residents of Boston’s Southie neighborhood, it is most probably because she was unable to move out for economic and/or strong ties to the neighborhood/region. In short, she was probably one of the working class/poor Whites bitter at being “left behind” by the White flight of the ’60s when wealthier Whites of whatever political persuasion left for nearly White upper/upper-middle class suburbs.

  42. Not in Indiana, it doesn’t.

    Not in Michigan either.
    I actually stopped and started saying the word out loud to try to figure out how it could have two. Heh.
    “were-int” I assume? We just say it like “wurnt” here.

  43. Are you sure it is the same person? Over 2 years is a long time, and in reading your post of two years ago and the current post, the writing styles of said person seem very different to me.

    I admit, from your quote in 2005, racism didn’t immediately come to mind regarding the “disgusting” beaches. My first thought was something like medical refuse (syringes, etc.) or raw sewage. I mean, *that* would be disgusting and I wouldn’t want to go either. But a second reading gave me the underlying racist reasoning.

    It’s just that post seems a lot more … well… *literate* than today’s post. I suppose there could be *someone* out there with absolutely no life who decided to stir some controversy up by responding to such a old post.

    Just a thought …

  46. Posts like this are better with full email headers, or the equivalent in identifying text.

    References: one two

    These are in case the above href’s didn’t work, same posts:

    http://tinyurl.com/6dlsko
    http://tinyurl.com/42larw

    Turn it around and scorch the people who are trying to burn you!

    On a more personal note, when I travelled to New York from Toronto on business, I walked around at night, took the subway, walked up back streets from the NYSE, etc. While I was a tad disappointed at the lack of roving cannibal gangs (New York isn’t quite Scarborough yet, har har), I did feel quite safe.

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