Full-fat heaven.
Craving cheddar cheese for 48 hours, buying it at the bodega, then getting home, tasting it, being totally disgusted, and reading the label to discover that you accidentally purchased fat-free cheese. Who are you insane gastronomical killjoys who thought up fat-free cheese? Who are the clearly off-balance people who eat it? And what in God’s name does that rubbery, pathetic excuse for cheddar do when you try to melt it? (I don’t think I even want to know).
That shit is nasty, and it offends me that anyone ever thought it was a good idea. Cheese has fat in it, people, and when you take the fat out, it tastes really bad. Few things irritate me more than “diet” food that is simply a way-less-satisfying version of what you actually wanted to eat. What’s the point?
What ticked you off today?