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Come on, ladies! Don’t be so humorless. Can’t you take a joke?

So says John Pomfret of the WaPo, who’s receiving a spanking over the latest dribblings from Charlotte Allen. Even Ed Morrissey, writing at Hot Air — neither of which are known for their pro-feminist stance — didn’t miss the abject woman-hating in the piece:

Bobby Riggs during his intentionally provocative promotion of his tennis match with Billy Jean King couldn’t have written this with a straight face. Allen blithely consigns the entire gender into second-class status and advises women to give up their dreams of wealth and power, and instead stick to chick flicks, chick lit, and classic chick roles as mothers and homemakers. That, she promises, will make everyone happier.

What a load of absolute nonsense. Women succeed every day in every arena. If Allen feels a little dim, that may have more to do with her own talents that those of her fellow females. It almost sounds like an excuse. I couldn’t help failing, kind sir; I’m only a woman!

Pomfret is now furiously backpedaling. It was a joke, ladies! Can’t you take a joke?

“If it insulted people, that was not the intent,” Outlook editor John Pomfret told me this morning, calling the piece “tongue-in-cheek.”

Pomfret said that Allen pitched the idea to him as a riff on women fainting at Obama rallies, and similarities with the Beatles…

“She wanted to make fun of this issue,” Pomfret said. “A lot of people have taken it very seriously.”

Hey, remember what I said earlier about this kind of acceptance of blatant misogyny in our nation’s mainstream media having nothing at all to do with the dearth of women on the op-ed pages, except as instruments with which to tear down women as a whole? That goes double for the failure of the WaPo to attract and retain female readers, I’m sure. Wholly unconnected!

In the meantime, keep checking in with Eschaton, where Atrios is dropping gems like this today:

Next Week In John Pomfret’s Washington Post Outlook Section

When she says no, she really means yes.

ETA: Some of Allen’s greatest hits here.


20 thoughts on Come on, ladies! Don’t be so humorless. Can’t you take a joke?

  1. How did I know this was going to be the next step? “Oh, gee, we were just kidding.” What tripe.

  2. I’m sure most women will not fall into the ironic “if you believe Pommesfrites’ explanation, then you were as stupid as Ms. Allen originally postulated” trap.

  3. If you believe what you’re saying, it’s not a joke, no many how many lame pop culture reference you make. Jill, if you had written this it would have been satire.

  4. It WAS a joke. I think I’ll unsubscribe to this blog that cannot detect irony.

    The article (especially the first half) was full of attempts at humor, but that’s not the same thing as the article being meant as a joke. Note that the goofy tone mostly disappears on the second page of the web version of the article, which begins:

    Depressing as it is, several of the supposed misogynist myths about female inferiority have been proven true.

    From there it goes into an (intentionally) non-humorous analysis of statistics, evolutionary biology, gender differences in IQ, etc., with the penultimate paragraph ending:

    I predict that over the long run, however, even with all the special mentoring and role-modeling the 21st century can provide, the number of women in these fields will always lag behind the number of men, for good reason.

    This all seems perfectly straightforward and doesn’t come off as a joke. And I’m a man, so my large brain gives me a leg up when it comes to detecting irony and satire.

  5. Pomfret said that Allen pitched the idea to him as a riff on women fainting at Obama rallies, and similarities with the Beatles…

    And yet he approved and printed the tripe that she delivered, which had virtually nothing to do with this idea.

  6. It WAS a joke. I think I’ll unsubscribe to this blog that cannot detect irony.

    If you’re actually familiar with Charlotte Allen, it’s right in line with all of her actual columns. Perhaps we are to believe that her entire career (which, according to her own beliefs, she shouldn’t actually have) is parodic performance art?

  7. So, big deal, she affected a “ditz” voice. Does that lessen the hatefulness of what she said?

  8. It WAS a joke. I think I’ll unsubscribe to this blog that cannot detect irony.

    Go for it. I’m sure Jill doesn’t want subscribers who can’t tell the difference between a “joke” and straightforward sexism.

  9. Yeah, I hear jokes all the time that try to prove the point of the joke by trotting out all sorts of bogus “science.” I mean, that’s usually how you write satire, right? By supporting it with “scientific facts?”

  10. Daisy: Just, gah. That was horrid. Some of her points were “technically true,” i.e. yes a lot of the anthropological/archaeological theory has been re-evaluated (so has most of the male-dominated work of the early 20th century, it’s called progress), but most of her conclusions are completely out of left field. The Romantic school invented entire cultural mythologies out of whole cloth? WTF?

  11. It’s not a “joke” when the writer actually believes what she’s writing. Check out her background. She’s a professional anti-feminist, not a humorist.

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