Praise Bast December 4, 2007 Jill The Hello Kitty, uh, “shoulder massager” is back on the market. I now open the comment section for crass and predictable-but-still-funny quips about happily purring pussy [cats].
You know what’s neat about the Hello Kitty vibrator? It’s one of the few “novelty toys” that is actually sold as a novelty.
Has anyone actually wrung an orgasm out of one of these things? They don’t look, er, ergononically ideal.
Lotte, I’m thinking that the back of Hello Kitty’s head is probably nice and smooth. But a gal would certainly want to be precise in how she placed it.
norbizness: Your link says I don’t have permission to view the image. Please don’t tease me with the Chococat love… 😉
Has anyone actually wrung an orgasm out of one of these things? They don’t look, er, ergononically ideal. A few years back I worked at Radioshack, and they were selling this vibrating foam pillow thingy. I forget what it was for. The thing I remember was that the thing inside it that caused the actual vibrations looked exactly like any vibrator you’d find in any sex toy store, except it was sized to fit D batteries. And it had some very uncomfortable looking text carved into it.
for all those worried about comfort, I’m pretty sure that the bumpy side is supposed to be the handle. I think.
Just to let you know because I checked recently, the hello kitty vibrator/shoulder massage is STILL illegal in Alabama to own or even carry through according to the law they passed two years ago. Just thought you should know.
What someone needs to do is develop a vibrating gun. Then you can carry it in all the hick places citing the 2nd amendment.
Shoulder massager? That’s nothing. Some friends of mine had a joke raffle once and second prize was basically that without the cat, bright pink and phallic – only it lit up, it was like a novelty torch or something. No, but it gets better – the Engrishy instructions included words to the effect of “push in and twist” – naturally they were referring to the on switch, you see. The crowning glory was that the person who won it was coincidentally the only gay guy in the group. It still makes me giggle.
I have ot to get this for my girlfriend. She’s a huge HK fan. She has a HK themed bathroom, HK panties, and the HK toaster. he also loves her toys and this may be a way to kill two birds with one stone if I can get one by Christmas. About the “sold as a novelty” thing in Texas: Remember that butt toys are totally legit under Texas law, you just can’t have more than seven devices for stimulating the vagina or clitoris. But if you state it’s a gag gift you’re OK, especially if you have an up to date sticker for Membership in the Houston 100 Club and the Texas State Sherrif’s Association on your front door. Folks in Austin like to think they’re so cool, but there’s about 9 posers there for every legit alternative person there, and I include my SIL among them though I suspect my bro might be the real deal. Much has been made of Ivins’ “dildo law” vid and the lenghts to which an Austin toy shop went to avoid violating the State law. While I agree that TX law makes it hard to sell the high-end silicone instead of the cheap items which can be marketed as novelties, there are a few places in Houston where the quality stuff is sold openly.