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SOTU Drinking Game

Roxanne

I personally think “taking a break from blogging” is code for “I’ve got a shitload of Shakespeare to read this week”. However, I relish the opportunity to share my wit and wisdom as a guest-blogger here at Feministe while my favorite metriculant bones-up on the Bard.

I’m sure others in the blogosphere (hate that word, too) have come up with their own drinking criteria for tonight’s festivities. Here are mine:

  • ownership society – one shot of Thunderbird
  • personal accounts – one Side Car, all the way down in one big gulp
  • freedom – White Russian
  • liberty – half a glass of Soju, with a hot green tea chaser
  • immigration reform – two Leg Spreaders
  • Iraq, Iran, or North Korea – three Fuzzy Navels

If there are other libations I should consider consuming during tonight’s State of the Union address, please leave your suggestions in comments below.

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  3. How can you have a drinking game without absinthe? Every time Bush says “privatization,” take a gulp of absinthe.

    Make sure you do it right. Fill about half a glass with cold water. Put the absinthe spoon over the glass, and put a sugar cube on it. Pour a shot of absinthe over the sugar cube. Use a lighter, and light the sugar cube. Dunk the whole thing – cube, fire and all – into the glass and stir.

    Hell, if you want to just get drunk fast, drink only absinthe for the whole game. You’ll be shitcanned in no time. 😉

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  7. You can get absinthe in the U. S. now, but it doesn’t have wormwood in it. I’ve seen absinthe with wormwood available for sale on the Internet. One site was Russian. I don’t know if it could be shipped here, though.

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