In defense of the sanctimonious women's studies set || First feminist blog on the internet

Thankfully This is Satire

Lordy.

In an effort to “level the academic playing field,” Harvard University President Lawrence Summers announced today that the university would introduce a home economics major designed specifically for its female students.

“Starting in the fall, Harvard will offer home economics for women who find economics too tricky,” said Summers, who called the move “long overdue.”

Summers said that the new courses would help women at Harvard improve their grade point averages, adding, “When it comes to getting busy in the kitchen, women are second to none.”

The home ec major, which will consist of courses in cooking, sewing and what Summers called “the allied domestic arts and sciences,” is believed to be the first of its kind ever to be offered by an Ivy League university.

For a second, I almost believed it.

Posted in Uncategorized

3 thoughts on Thankfully This is Satire

Comments are currently closed.