Gawker has the list.
Sadly, my apartment does not match up — I don’t have stacks of magazines or Nair or self-help books or stuffed animals or cat hair. In fact, the only things on the list that can be found in my apartment are scented candles and “anything pink” — but that’s only because I have a set of pink sheets which used to be white, until I accidentally washed them with my red sheets. The commenters are a little more accurate when it comes to objets d’ Single Girl:
-Giant box of tampons in plain view? Check.
-Ceiling lights that don’t work merely because the bulb burned out? Check.
-The ever-present laptop on the coffee table? Check.
-Your vibrator on your bed because, face it, nobody’s coming over? Check.
-Lots of wine? Check.
-More hair products in the bathroom than food in the refrigerator? Check.
-Anything you’ve worn goes on the floor until it goes in the washing machine? Check.
-Empty bottles of beer and wine everywhere? Check.
-Dozens of handbags and pairs of shoes? Check.
-Make-up all over the kitchen table, along with at least five empty water glasses? Check.
-Stilettos strewn across the living room floor and a bra slung over a chair? Check.
What’s in your apartment?