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Cyborg Beauty

From the New York Times Style section:

Shifts of taste and style are trivialities, of course, without any serious meaning. But they do perform one important function, as Proust pointed out: they notch our hours and moments and decades and leave us with visual mnemonics, clues by which to remember where and in which dress and what jeans (and wearing what cologne) one was at a particular time. Tracking the way styles evolve gives us insight, too, into the forms of beauty we choose to idealize.

Models who were vacant optimistic cheerleader types prevailed in the politically clueless 1970s (Christie Brinkley, Patti Hansen, Shelley Hack); brooding brunettes took over during the Age of Reagan (Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford and Yasmeen Ghauri); and off-kilter aristocratic types (Guinevere van Seenus, Stella Tennant, Erin O’Connor), emblematic of upper class women, came to the fore during the second Bush imperium.

What fashion now prefers as a beauty ideal is another type, the robot, personified by the stunning Raquel Zimmerman, a blond Brazilian of German heritage whose physical proportions are so symmetrical that many designers use her body as a template. That Ms. Zimmerman also has a kind of vacant cyborg aspect cannot be altogether incidental. Possibly this is the reason why Louis Vuitton hired her for a new ad campaign in which her face has been made up and manipulated so aggressively as to render her less humanly expressive than Lara Croft.

Elsewhere in the article, the author discusses the latest trends for men: unshaven faces, casual sweater-vests and no-name thrift-shop jeans. Just compare the impages on page 1 and page 2 (I would upload them now, but I’m on a dreadfully slow computer).

They get to be chic in beards, long frizzy hair, potbellies, and $2 jeans. We’re fashionable when we look like less-than-human, perfectly symmetrical (and perfectly put together) cyborgs. They get musicians, the Lower East Side, Brooklyn, Allen Ginsberg, India. We get robots and Louis Vuitton.

They define music, art, travel — and get to draw from all of these things in their physical exhibition of their complex identities. The beards, the Chucks, the skinny jeans, the $50 vintage t-shirt — these aren’t frivolities when the dudes do it, it’s part of hipster culture. It’s meaningful in a way that’s separate from simple consumerism, that isn’t about these men’s bodies being used as showcases — these men are the whole show, baby. Their fashion represents them, and they are the artists, the movers and shakers, the writers, the creative types, the people who set the standards and whose cool the fashion industry tries to catch on to (and they totally don’t care about fashion). They don’t stand in to represent a generation; they are the generation.

We get pigeonholed by decade, our faces and bodies spoken about as defining objects, as if Linda Evangelista is kind of like a piece of the Berlin wall. The dumb happy blonde, the serious brunette, the unstable and indulged debutante: How better to visually demonstrate political cluelessness, oppressive conservatism, and imperialist wars waged on behalf of big oil companies?

But I’ll stop while I’m ahead. I need to go practice my vacant cyborg look in the mirror.


42 thoughts on Cyborg Beauty

  1. The nanobot implants will help. Actually, the male fashion models look like somebody went back in time and got Jethro Tull circa 1969. Ian Anderson looks surprised.

  2. I used to grow a beard in the winters, although without the “long, frizzy hair” that makes one look like those Hungarian acrobats from the episode of Seinfeld with the Friars’ Club jacket. Unfortunately, with my thick black beard that began about an inch below my eyes, I looked like the poster boy for Jihad. Combine that with the Arabic scrawled all over my passport, and it was not especially enjoyable to travel. So now I just keep what little hair I have cropped very close, which gives me a nice White Power look.

  3. OK throw rotten tomatoes at me if you like. But why are you keeping up with the latest fashions? Get something classic and wear it out. But that may be my Scots New England (Maine) ancestors talking.

    I’ve always felt the fashion industry was built on mostly nothing anyway.

  4. Why do I suspect that the author defines the new “trend” in men simply by describing himself and his buddies?

    I’m not going to even try to defend either the article or the actual state of women’s fashion modeling or imagery.

    But really, has anyone seen “male fashion models” that look like the guys in that picture? I don’t keep up, but I certainly would have noticed THAT.

    Either compare actual men with actual women, or male fashion imagery with female fashion imagery. This strikes me as the sort of clown that still thinks real women look like Playboy spreads.

    If you read the article (why?) you’ll notice that it is explicit: he defines women’s trends in appearance by what fashion models looked like on magazine covers, while he defines men’s trends in appearance by what actual men in his life are wearing.

    Why do I think that is because he thinks of women’s fashion as what women are supposed to wear to please him, while men’s fashion is what “real people” wear. I notice he isn’t holding himself up to the Abercrombie and Fitch model as a standard.

    And if that weren’t enough, the schmuck goes on about how the “current” look is cool and hip now that straight men are adopting it, but has to gratuitously mock it when it was “just” gay men who looked that way (poor fashion-challenged losers).

    There’s a lot wrong with the fashion industry, but this article is just about what’s wrong with the author.

  5. Either compare actual men with actual women, or male fashion imagery with female fashion imagery.

    But women are all judged on how well they compare to female models, whereas male models are often considered figures of fun. They are also usually seen as gay rather than the ideal heterosexual fantasy for women. Regrettably, I think this writer has just made explicit what most of our popular culture takes for granted: that the ideal for women is the vapid perfection of “fashion imagery” and the ideal for men is the dynamic, creative style of “actual men.”

  6. So apparently I can choose to get out of bed, not shower, throw on jeans and a t shirt and a sweater vest, and I’m cool? While the other half of the population has to poke, pluck, tweeze, starve and imitate the zombie undead? Jesus. Healthy fucking society we have, no?

  7. the15th is right: many women read the Fashion section and judge each other based on what is written there, while most men do not. Men who do pay attention to such things are ostracized by their peers by being lumped in with the women: they are gay, they are effeminate, because they judge themselves by female standards. Male privilege means not having to stoop to such auto-objectification.

    Of course, men have their own standard of acceptable masculine imagery, but they have somehow managed to include within it very simple, cheap, comfortable styles. The culture industry has tried again and again to get them to spend their disposable income not just on toys and cars but on expensive suits, perfume, hair products, and designer jeans, but men have shown some actual resistance to these ploys. How have they managed it? How is it that men have the solidarity to circle the wagons around their prerogatives of comfort and laziness? How is it that women’s ranks are so easily broken by the fashion industry’s volleys of new perfumes and high heels and corsets and plastic surgery?

    This is a collective action problem, and female solidarity is the only conceivable solution to it. Grassroots feminism (rather than the culture industry’s Grrrl Power fashions, or whatever they’re peddling these days) is the way to get there. I don’t know what to say other than “good luck”, because renouncing my male privilege is unlikely to happen, even if I had any idea what that would entail.

    To put a point on this comment, then: what is the feminist prescription for males on this issue? Sure, don’t hold women to fashion-mag standards, but as I’ve said, it’s mostly other women who are doing that. So what else can be done?

  8. Pardon my being the shallow male pig of the conversation, but Ms. Zimmerman is supposed to be the ideal of feminine beauty? I suspect it’s all the make up she has on, but I guess I don’t like the robot look.

  9. If I have to be a robot, do I also get a laser cannon? ‘Cause that would be awesome.

    Yes, and chain saw hands… BZZZZZZZ! (/possibly obscure reference).

  10. The style sections of U.S. newspapers were once known as the “women’s sections.” They still produce non-serious material there, presuming women incorrectly en masse not to be serious.

    As for hipster men like me, I don’t see any reference to the bathing, changing, feeding and clothing of my two diaper-clad infant sons, so obviously they lack the required cool to hang with “happening dudes” like me when I do all my Kewl Dad Stuf.

  11. Honestly, I have understood the collective female reaction to “fashion” at any point in my life. I suppose back in the day when the things coming off the runway looked good on Grace Kelly, a case might be made, but these days, when the highest paid runway models all look like grumpy preadolescent boys, and the clothes would get laughed off a science fiction movie set, I really don’t get it.

    It isn’t as though women are actually trying to dress that way or do their makeup that way and failing. You (sensibly) aren’t even trying, and still (incomprehensibly) manage to feel guilty about it. Wassup with that?

    Can anyone say Lysistrata?

    I don’t know. I guess I don’t get a vote. As a gay man, I’m really not on either team in this little drama. But I really don’t get it.

    Maybe every straight guy should have to get in serious, believable drag (everything shaved, waxed, plucked, and permed) and learn to put on “fashion” makeup at least once before they are allowed to have sex with anyone. Hell, just make them wear 2″ heels for an evening.

    There’s a reason this moron is pushing for “hip” to mean fat, unshaven, and wearing cheap comfortable clothes. Don’t let him get away with it.

  12. Come on, girls! Just cast aside that lifetime of relentless pressure to be thin, beautiful and catch a man lest you be worthless! You don’t see me worrying about it, do you? What do you mean, it’s easy for me to talk, having escaped the relentless pressure?

    Gah, Peter, you remind me of all those guys who come into discussions about cleaning and the relentless pressure women feel to keep a neat home and dispense advice like, “Just stop caring! I never clean, and nobody bothers me about it!” When, you know, that’s the entire. fucking. POINT.

  13. How in the hell do these people actually get a job writing for the NYT’s? Consistently, I’ve seen more intelligence from concrete form workers and painters (no offense meant to either group).

    Are New Yorkers really this vapid?

  14. Gah, Peter, you remind me of all those guys who come into discussions about cleaning and the relentless pressure women feel to keep a neat home and dispense advice like, “Just stop caring!

    What would you like me to say? Did I say the pressure wasn’t real or that it would be easy? Isn’t the whole point to stop caring what the fashion machine says?

    Did I miss something?

  15. “Have fun on the robot reservations, suckers! We’re not gonna honor those bogus treaties!”

    Why aren’t any of these being used for comments on the original article? Are they permitted, however gauche, in the Style section?

  16. If I have to imitate a robot to be in fashion this season, it’s gonna be this one.

    Though I’m starting to worry about the male fashion writer whose idea of female beauty is a cyborg. Should we be taking up a collection to buy him a RealDoll?

  17. If I have to imitate a robot to be in fashion this season, it’s gonna be this one.

    Though I’m starting to worry about the male fashion writer whose idea of female beauty is a cyborg. Should we be taking up a collection to buy him a RealDoll?

  18. I don’t live in NYC, (I live in Seattle, and work in software, where fleece and product tees are the norm), but I could swear that the last few glimpses I saw of pop culture had all the men wearing (ill-fitting) suits and porkpie hats. Ties, even.

    Haven’t the hipsters all moved on from ironic ring-tees?

    Dammit. I’ve been so excited at the thought of attractive men dressing up again. And shaving.

  19. If I have to imitate a robot to be in fashion this season, it’s gonna be this one.

    Seriously. Then Guy Trebay can kiss my shiny, metal ass.

  20. Am I the only one who simply isn’t moved by Ms. Zimmerman, one way or the other?

    If she’s a cyborg, she could easily move you with just a flick of her wrist. You’d go flying across the room!

    Ok, enough sillyness… I did a google image search, and here’s an excerpt from a Prada ad campaign:

    http://www.bwgreyscale.com/adimg11/adv_5767.JPG

    This is supposedly Racquel Zimmerman, though I really can’t tell.

  21. Oh, for heaven’s sake.

    am a cyborg. My weak body couldn’t deal with the viruses of the 21st century. So, using my I.Q. of 260 – that’s 2-6-0 – I built a cybernetic body, and became this bastard child of science that you see before you. I’m not asking for your pity, and I don’t want your apologies. All I want is your understanding and acceptance. I’m asking for your friendshi –

  22. What the heck, we’re all cyborgs now: teeth, joints, ears, eyes, &c.

    To say nothing of the cyborgizing chemicals that modify our immune systems.

    As for women simply refusing to follow fashion, it’s not like it hasn’t happened in the past. Remember when women refused to go on wearing those awful 1960s bras, and went on refusing for years, until designers came up with better ones?

  23. Hah.

    Now this is funny!

    This is the first time i’ve read this blog, i’m an asshole…

    And I am currently on day 7 of super stubble just so I can look like a quaterback and feel all footbally at the bars for the playoffs this weekend!

    Although I have to admit, I do shave my head…

    The midwestern frat boy surfer shag has always puzzled me.

    I understand I can wear black t-shirts and be cool forever?

    Right?

    Do I have to get one that says “Uncle Teabag’s Coffee House,” or whatever?

  24. If we’re talking about copies without originals, that ‘perfect’ corporeally photoshop’d face does fit the bill. But the beards fit that description of the simulacrum too.
    On the other hand, cyborgs, as Donna J. Haraway points out, can also be a liberating, ironic, socialist-feminist mythology as well. Maybe the partial view of the cyborg can be something other than that vacant look. So, to those who (ironically?) state that they are cyborgs, may I add my voice to theirs?

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