Chef and Lauren sittin’ in a tree December 27, 2006 zuzu Mawwiage. Go congratulate the old lady fer doin’ the matrimony thing.
In fact, ask Julia of Sisyphus Shrugs what kind of destruction and naughtiness I leave in my wake as a party guest.
Ask Julia about the discussion that Jen from The News Blog and I had about burning out vibrator motors.
This is clearly an occasion in which you are required to give me every detail. I earned it by being the chosen one.
The discussion itself was fairly clinical, but you really have to ask Julia about how much mileage she’s gotten out of telling people about another guest’s (whose name is withheld to protect the innocent) reaction to our discussion.
What, you mean your standard wedding present is to destroy all the vibrators a person might have? My guests were much nicer; all I got was some sibling packing more condoms in our suitcase than it is humanly possible to use in a weekend.