*A Get Fuzzy quote, used only half in jest
UPDATED: So I voted this morning with my passport and a bank statement. No one batted an eye. So much for my confrontation with poll workers.
So I have been poking around online, reading about candidates and ballot measures for tomorrow’s elections. (I’m voting in Ohio.) There’s lots of stupidity in terms of ballot measures, particularly issues 4 and 5, which are smoking initiatives. (The measure called “Smoke Less Ohio” would actually repeal existing smoking bans. Go figure.)
The real problem I’m having here, though, is with the new identification requirements, and it’s pissing me off. I have three different sources of information, all of which conflict with what counts as suitable identification. I’ve moved since the last election, but only around the corner from my old place, which is still on file with the board of elections. (I’m still in exactly the same district for everything and it’s still the same polling place.) I am now feeling stupid for not having updated my registration, because I cannot for the life of me figure out whether I can still vote on a regular ballot or whether I have to cast a provisional ballot or what.
This is the relevant statute…
NOTICE TO ALL VOTERS
R.C. 3503.28(A)(1)(6)
Voters must bring identification to the polls in order to verify identity. Identification may include a current and valid photo identification, a military identification that shows the voter´s name and current address, or a copy of a current utility bill, bank statement, government check, paycheck, or other government document, other than this reminder or a voter registration notification, that shows the voter´s name and current address. Voters who do not provide one of these documents will still be able to vote by providing the last four digits of the voter´s social security number and by casting a provisional ballot. Voters who do not have any of the above forms of identification, including a social security number, will still be able to vote by signing an affirmation swearing to the voter´s identity under penalty of election falsification and by casting a provisional ballot.
So does that mean I can just show my passport and that’s sufficient? I honestly have no idea, as passports are never mentioned. The mailer from the board of elections talks about Ohio drivers licenses (which I don’t have). I am going to be really irritated if I show up tomorrow at the proper polling place with a valid form of ID and am prohibited from casting a regular ballot. Anyone have any brilliant ideas?