In the “not terribly new news, but icky nontheless” file, a post from Broadsheet about a new specialty product for pubic grooming:
Hey, did you know that in addition to trimming, shaving, waxing, sugaring, laser hair removal, electrolysis and going au naturel, personal grooming options now include a specialized dye for pubic hair? Well, they do! As several alert Broadsheet readers informed us on Wednesday, fledgling cosmetics company Betty Beauty recently came out with a special, extra-sensitive dye “for the hair down there,” available in shades ranging from “Auburn” to “Fun.”
In our porn-influenced, improvement-obsessed culture, it was probably only a matter of time until someone thought to cash in with specialty muff dye. Probably some people are dyeing their nether regions already; the Beauty Betty site claims it’s common in Italy. And the product itself isn’t really any more or less problematic than other beauty aids. Like navel piercing or the Brazilian wax, pubic dye can be seen as a reminder of our culture’s unrealistic, objectifying standards for female appearance, or as an opportunity to be creative with one’s personal canvas. Still, being presented with yet another way to enhance oneself can feel like the last straw; one of our tipsters lamented, “Now we have to DYE our pubic hair?” What will they think of next, special decals for inside the vaginal canal?
I suppose Page Rockwell has never heard of colorists mixing up “a batch to match the snatch” for their clients to take home, so that really nobody but your hairdresser knows for sure. Marilyn Monroe, according to her maid, used to peroxide her pubic hair and then spend the day with an icepack on her ladybits. Though this is the first time I’ve heard of a dye that’s all extra-sensitive and made for the express purpose of matching the carpet to the drapes.
TMI time: I once gave pubic-hair dyeing a whirl. But I figured I’d do something a little more out there than just matching my hair color. So I bought some Jolen bleach and a jar of Manic Panic in a lovely shade of purple. And . . . wound up with a purple pubic mound and slightly tinted blond hair.
That stuff stains.
Thoughts?