It’s Friday, and it’s been a rough week, and it’s been an even rougher two weeks, and more or less the entire world deserves better than it’s been getting, and here’s what the Harry Potter series would look like if Hermione were the main character.
“Do you know who that is? That’s Harry Potter. The Boy Who Lived.”
“It’s funny you should say that, because I’m Hermione Granger, The Girl Who Gave Literally Zero Fucks.”