I have a very hard time picking up after my own crap, so I sympathize, really, but I would prefer it if you picked up after your dog after it craps in my lawn.
This is partly why Chef asked you to pick up the dog poop that your dog left on my lawn last night, interrupting your Very Important Phone Call about how drunk you were last weekend. I don’t particularly like stepping in in a load, nor does Ethan when he goes out to play. Not to mention the way that dog crap in the open air tends to breed flies, which is a nuisance I really don’t want to deal with since I don’t own any dogs. Chef did decide not to remind you to keep your dog on a leash, which is also a city law, so consider that a kindness.
Is it so hard to carry a bag with you? There are trash cans everywhere. Use the ones in my driveway if it will keep the poop off my grass.
What I didn’t expect was to have to pick up the sack of empty beer cans in my yard that you threw from your car in retaliation last night sometime after 1am. Lucky for me, you left a receipt in the garbage which I found this morning with your Molson Ice cans and Express bag as I left for work.
Thank you for reminding me why I love living on campus so much. I look forward to calling the towing company this fall when someone parks his or her car in front of my driveway before the big game, as it seems to happen annually. I hope it’s your car.
Welcome back, students. We’ve missed you so.