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Mark Twain’s Hawaii

Hunh. I never knew that Mark Twain had visited Hawaii, much less wrote about it. This article, a travel piece, offers some excerpts of Twain’s 1866 letters from the Sandwich Islands, at a time when whaling ships visited the islands, where France, Britain and the US were competing for influence, and when Kamehameha V was king.

My sister Kat lived in Hawaii for years, and her son H is part native Hawaiian (which I always find amusing, given how blond and blue-eyed he is). H is eligible for the Kamehameha Schools, but not other native-Hawaiian programs. Anyway, Kat enlightened me about the fact that Twain’s (really, Clemons’s) letters are quite well known in Hawaii. But, since it’s my blog, I’m going to post my own excerpts from Twain’s letters and mourn the fact that I have spent a grand total of four days in Hawaii, most of them on a military recreation base.

Determined to “ransack the islands” for his dispatches, Twain rented a horse and rode until he was laid up with saddle sores. He rode by moonlight through a ghostly plain of sand strewn with human bones, the remains of an ancient battlefield. He scaled the summit of Kilauea during an eruption, standing at the crater’s edge on a foggy night, his face made crimson by lava-glow. He hiked through misty valleys. He surfed.

You heard right, Huck: America’s greatest writer took a wooden surfboard and paddled out to wait, as he had seen naked locals do, “for a particularly prodigious billow to come along,” upon which billow he prodigiously wiped out.

“None but natives ever master the art of surf-bathing thoroughly,” he wrote.

. . .

“The greater part of the vast floor of the desert under us was as black as ink, and apparently smooth and level; but over a mile square of it was ringed and streaked and striped with a thousand branching streams of liquid and gorgeously brilliant fire! It looked like a colossal railroad map of the State of Massachusetts done in chain lightning on a midnight sky. Imagine it — imagine a coal-black sky shivered into a tangled network of angry fire!”


9 thoughts on Mark Twain’s Hawaii

  1. Twain’s travel writing is fantastic, laugh out loud funny and so vivid. I only know the European stuff (esp. Innocents Abroad and A Tramp Abroad), but I am looking forward to more of your posts from his Hawaii letters.

  2. I read the same piece in the NYT. I had family that lived on Oahu in the 60’s, and spent summers there. Tried living in Kailua in the mid-70’s, but island fever got the best of me. Still, the history, the tradition, the music, the dance … has never left me.

  3. Don’t mean to double post… but Hawaii’s most famous musician (and it’s not Don Ho) was born on May 20. The 700+ pound Braddah Iz (Israel Kamakawiwo’ole most famous piece came after he passed away. But to the locals, his music lives on. I posted on his most famous song last year.

  4. Hey, thanks for the link to that article; I never would have seen it otherwise. That was a fantastic piece… I just can’t get the image of a surfing Mark Twain out of my head now!!

  5. H is eligible for the Kamehameha Schools, but not other native-Hawaiian programs.

    H is descended from Hawaiian lineage, but does not have the “blood quantum” to qualify for some programs (his is unoffically 12.5%, but we have not yet finished the ancestry database process so we don’t have an official ruling on that). Typically, you must be able to prove 50% blood quantum of Hawaiian lineage to qualify for programs, like the Hawaiian Homelands program.

    Kamehameha Schools is open to all children of Hawaiian descent, although there has been some controversy in the last decade or so over this interpretation of Bernice Pauahi Bishops’s will when she stated that funding would go to the education of the children of Hawaii (residents of Hawaii vs. those of Hawaiian descent). Kamehameha is not only one of the better schools in the islands (the public schools are not ranked very well nationally) but also there are substantial networking opportunities to graduates. Placement at the schools is highly desired, and not every applicant is guaranteed a spot.

    A lot of Native Hawaiians (my father-in-law included who most likely could prove 50% blood quantum) have refused to sign up for the database, despite big efforts by the Office of Hawaiian Affairs (OHA). The database, I believe, was initially instituted so that Native Hawaiians could be counted like a “tribe” in the eyes of the federal government.

  6. I have that slim little Twain book about his visit to Hawaii. He is funny, but comes across as racist and sexist in some places, at least to my modern ears. I realize many people think he needs to be cut some slack, as he was in fact progressive about some things for a man of his era.
    He did give the reader imagery of a Hawaiian landscape that is long vanished, which I appreciated.

  7. Twain’s travel writings have been republished by a ton of people, but if you can, find his Following the Equator either in Ecco or Dover reprints. It’s just him, no editorializing.

    The image of him surfing, priceless.

  8. I grew up in Hawaii and loved Twain, and I was very disappointed when I read some of what he wrote about Hawaii. I know that you have to take the times into account, but it wasn’t just the racism and sexism isabelita mentions; it’s also that he just comes across as a shallow sneering tourist, and we had more than enough of those around.

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