(Battlestar Galactica lovers, this whole post is one big spoiler. You’ve been warned.)
Speaking of teevee, I have been watching Battlestar Galactica religiously all season. Mary McDonnell! Michelle Forbes! Lucy Lawless! Katee Sackhoff! Kandyse McClure! Grace Park! Tricia Helfer, like, half a dozen times over! Sarah Porter, even!
And who knew evil planet-destroying robots could be so funny?
They’ve had their lapses–look at the Hooker With a Heart of Gold in Black Market.
But the season finale was especially disappointing.
So their Miles O’Brien character, Chief Tyrol, was in love with a Sharon “Boomer” Valerii, who turned out to be an evil robot. She was shot and killed by Cally. He’s been secretly freaking out ever since–which situation is not helped by the continuing likelihood of evil robot infiltrators who look exactly like human beings. During part one of the season finale, Cally found Chief Tyrol in throes of a nightmare. When she tried to wake him up, he beat her. Viciously. Severely. He was in a fugue state, sort of, but he was neither completely out of it nor completely himself. Then he underwent counseling and revealed that he was worried that he was an evil robot himself. He’s eventually released back into the general population, in part because the apocalypse has left humanity kinda short-handed.
In part two, the Chief goes to visit Cally in the infirmary. She looks absolutely awful, and he’s aghast. He apologizes to her, and she falls all over herself to tell him that it “wasn’t [him],” that it wasn’t his fault. To his credit, he doesn’t accept this line of reasoning. Then she tells him how much she cares about him. Then she gives him this look. The twoo wuv look. Fast-forward a year and she’s having his baby.
I understand that she really does care about him. I know she’s cared about him for a long time. I get that he’s a great guy when he’s not going berserker on the nearest crewmember. And I know that everyone’s a little nuts, and that there are only twenty-odd thousand men to choose from at all. But her face looked like minute steak! Couldn’t we have had at least a little bit of wariness from this woman? If not judgment, at least a little caution? Would it have killed the writers to give Cally a little of the cold-blooded self-preservation that’s defined so many of their other female characters? Would it have been that hard to let her withhold trust for a few weeks? And maybe give Tyrol a few real, external human consequences for beating some poor woman into unconsciousness?