Aw. I have seen that cat like 3 or 4 times in the past week and I still think it is the god damn cutest thing I have ever seen.
Guy on TV: Hey! You need to get in shape fast?!? Wanna look your best?!? Tired of the other cats getting all the girls?!? Are you tired of being a 90-pound weakling?!? Doug: Yeah, I only weigh 90 pounds. Guy on TV: Then bulk up quick, with Weight Gain 4000!! Doug: Yes! Guy on TV: With over 4000 grams of saturated fat per serving, it’s patented formula is designed to enter the mouth, and go to directly to the stomach, where it is distributed to the bloodstream. Now available in stores everywhere. Get some today, and say with me ‘Beefcake!’ Doug: Beefcake! Guy on TV: Beefcake! Doug (squinting eyes and yelling): BEEFCAKE!!! TV Announcer: May cause irreversible damage to the kidneys and liver.