Senator Takes Courageous Stand Against Republican Agenda February 24, 2006 piny I know it’s mean, but…ha! Maybe next Senator Hagan can propose a ban on Republican marriage.
Maybe he can propose to ban sex act that Republicans engage in more frequently than non-Republicans. Lights-off eyes-closed missionary with no foreplay? Hey. That’s a good idea. At least 5-10 minutes of foreplay, legally mandated reciprocation of oral sex, barring school from teaching the rhythm method of birth control. Let’s get this show on the road. A Million Sexually Satisfied People March?
Everybody knows Republicans don’t adopt. We don’t have time to adopt. Do you have any idea how much time and energy it takes to police the uteruses of 150 million American women? Just getting the search warrants is a huge timesink. Plus, babies get in the way of attending Ugly Pants Day at the country club. Can’t miss that.
Hestia, I would offer John McCain as a counter-example (he and his wife adopted a Bangladeshi girl), but he’s not all that representative of Republicans.
Doesn’t John McCain have a lesbian or gay kid in addition to the adopted one too? I think someone told me that years back when he was running for president.
Dick Cheney’s got one daughter who digs chicks, and with McCain having 7 kids the odds on one being gay are pretty reasonable, but I hadn’t heard that rumour.
Hestia, I would offer John McCain as a counter-example (he and his wife adopted a Bangladeshi girl), but he’s not all that representative of Republicans. I thought that girl was his illigetimate offspring with a black woman. Didn’t you read the literature distributed by the Bush campaign in the Republican primaries?
illegitimate. I can’t spell. Nor can you honestly report. The Bush campaign did not distribute literature making smears against McCain. Some (alleged) Bush supporters did, although it was mainly rumor-mill type stuff. That’s disgraceful and I certainly don’t approve of it.
We don’t have time to adopt. Do you have any idea how much time and energy it takes to police the uteruses of 150 million American women? Just getting the search warrants is a huge timesink. Plus, babies get in the way of attending Ugly Pants Day at the country club. Can’t miss that. And be sure not to miss “Hide my gay daughter/son/office assistant/lover” day, with workshops led by Keyes and Cheney. 12 pm – 2 pm – Alan Keyes lectures and then a Q & A: “What daughter?: How to be pro family while throwing your own offspring to the wind.” 2:15 pm – 4:15 pm – Dick Cheny leads the second part of the workshop on “What daughter II: Acknowledgement while keeping the closet available in the modern age. A role playing segment of stuffing your undesirable halfway into a closet.” Martinis on the house. Now that Ohio Senator, why isn’t he leading the Democratic Party? We need a good old midwesterner back in the fold. New Englanders take themselves way too seriously.