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Friday Cat Blogging

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Two fine examples of fatticus catticus below the fold.

Here we have a member of fatticus catticus attempting to appear fierce. Unfortunately, this example of the species is a Bear of Very Little Brain.

This fatticus catticus is resting after a hunt, having slain two deadly throw pillows.

16 thoughts on Friday Cat Blogging

  1. Honestly, they’re just pissed that you called them fat.

    “You’re two steps away from being a host with a bad hairpiece asking me how it feels to be fat, lady. Let’s skip the solemn weigh-in and you step the fuck off.”

  7. Honestly, they’re just pissed that you called them fat.

    I’m pissed that they keep tossing poo out of the litterbox, so we’re even.

  8. Cats in Sinks

    I need to submit mine. New Kitty (who doesn’t have an official name yet but we’re thinking of Smilodon (i.e. Smilodon fatalis, more commonly known as the sabertooth tiger) for obvious reasons) is rather fond of attacking very small streams of running water in the bathroom sink, but gets his head in the way every time he pounces, and wonders where the water goes. Then he shakes his head, spattering anybody sitting around watching him.

  9. I’m pissed that they keep tossing poo out of the litterbox, so we’re even.

    Yours and mine. Remember how I found half a turd in my purse at Target? Yeah.

  10. More cat blogging! More cat blogging!!

    I just recently discovered your blog!!! I love it. You all can articulate the arguments I want to make, but am so enraged by anti-choice morons all I can do is sputter. Not a good thing for an attorney.

    Zuzu, I’m currently trapped in a civil litigation firm, but not so large as to cause ulcers. How did you ever findthe courage to go it on your own???

  11. I’m not on my own, Kelley, I work for a firm. I got into contracting through an agency, apparently at a very good time because I’ve only had one document review (which was Enron. And horrible).

  12. Enron??!!! Enron??!! You got the document review for Enron?!! I can see that it would make your eyes bleed. I have my own monster products liability case with over 300K documents, each of which I have had to review, page by excruciating page.

    My question arose because some of my law school colleagues have left the firm atmosphere and gone out on their own (and are doing well). That leaves me to now ponder my own path. To quote the Clash, “should I stay or should I go?” I like to hear what others have done and why.

  13. zuzu, I’d rather have poo than pee. Cat pee stinks up the whole house. It’s toxic, and mine have somehow devised a way to pee under the litter box, so that the puddle isn’t readily apparent. Cute little monsters.

  16. under the litterbox? Sounds like you have a crack in the litterbox.

    Nope. All it takes is the pee flowing down the nice curved outer plastic surface of the litterbox. All the way down to the floor underneath.

    And lousy aim.

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