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Charming. Diet wine, pitched to women by playing to their insecurities:

This off-the-mark targeting reaches its full height with White Lie, Beringer Blass’ new lower-calorie, lower-alcohol wine for women. The marketing of this Chardonnay revolves around the maxim “a little white lie never hurt anyone.” Minor fibs like “My hair is naturally this color,” are printed on the red label under the White Lie name, in florid cursive, and an additional lie—”But it was on sale”; “I can’t wait for football season”—is offered on each cork. The company has even enlisted the talents of chick-lit author Jennifer Weiner (Good in Bed; In Her Shoes) to pen an endorsement of the wine and judge its promotional short-story contest.

Great. It’s the Chick Lit of wines.

In an interview with Business Week, Beringer Blass exec Tracey Mason offers the explanation, “We’re having fun by winking at ourselves.” But the line between Sex & the City cheeky and total denigration is a tenuous one, and it doesn’t take a genius to assess which side White Lie’s marketing strategy falls on. For their part, the makers argue that they are just giving women what they want. According to the press release, the creative team behind White Lie discovered that “an astounding 80 percent of women are dissatisfied with their appearance and that 45 percent are on a diet on any given day. And because of the increased demands of career and home, women have less time than ever for themselves or their friends.” In the press release, Mason also explains that “We wanted women to feel better about themselves and their choices, realizing that often our desire to have it all means we have to give up something in return: that yummy dessert, the book we’ve been meaning to read, or just sharing a laugh with friends over a few glasses of wine.”

Sure, let’s give women what they want: more reinforcement for their body-image issues! Self-denial! Tasteless swill!

We purchased a $9.99 bottle of White Lie at Chelsea Wine Vault and brought it over to the beverage director at Gramercy Tavern, Juliette Pope, for a little blind taste testing. While Pope found it “pleasant,” she admitted, “that’s just it. There’s nothing left, which is the mark of an inexpensive wine. It’s inoffensive, but lacking in character. It’s not interesting or lasting.” While she thought that many people would find it perfectly fine, “for any kind of serious wine drinker, this does not cut it. It’s harmless, but you can do better for $10 with some qualified help in a wine store.”

Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but wine in general is fairly low in calories and sugar, especially the drier varieties. Unless you’re gargling with the stuff, it’s not going to make you fat. So what’s the point of making a lite wine that’s targeted to women? Money.

As far as we’re concerned, we find the way in which it’s being marketed even more egregious than the fact that it is both inferior-tasting and created for women. Only one thing is more depressing than a wine that shamelessly plays into feminine stereotypes and insecurities: a wine that shamelessly plays into feminine stereotypes and insecurities—and sells well.

And that’s just it, isn’t it? Sex sells, but so does insecurity, especially that of women — and especially about their weight. Light beer, which has historically been marketed to both men and women, is usually marketed as less filling, or lower in carbs, or lower in alcohol so that it doesn’t slow you down. The message there is that you’re an active guy, you do things, you want to stay sharp.

This advertising, though — it’s all about keeping your weight down like a good girl and being feminine so that you can be attractive to men. Instead of getting women to embrace wine and appreciate it for their own pleasure, this label would rather make a crappy product that they can sell based on anxiety. And the sad thing is, it’ll probably turn into the Snackwell’s of wine and make a ton of money.


16 thoughts on Swill

  1. This is so fucking depressing. Diet wine?! That’s like low-fat sweet gorgonzola or reduced-calorie truffles or Victoria’s Secret lingerie. The finer things in life should not be diluted down. It just destroys them.

  2. Not to mention how it supports that lovely “women are manipulative, deceitful liars, can’t believe a word they say” stereotype.

    Ugh. How offensive all around! Maybe I should use it wash down my diet pills.

  3. I think this fits in with many other diet-related products that make eating and drinking so unpleasant that you’ll want to stop doing it altogether.

  4. This doesn’t even make sense. I assume it has fewer calories because it has less alcohol. So you’ll just need to drink more of it to get a buzz on.

  5. I agree with DadaHead. Besides the offensive “women are liars” advertising, the wine almost certainly hass less alcohol. And that’s really shameful.
    Why the name “White Lie” anyway? Who are these women supposed to be lying to?
    Ugh.

  6. I’ll stick with the shiraz, thank you. And the extra ten pounds I picked up since I started dating the french chef. I happen to like my food.

  7. This is so fucking depressing. Diet wine?! That’s like low-fat sweet gorgonzola or reduced-calorie truffles or Victoria’s Secret lingerie. The finer things in life should not be diluted down. It just destroys them.

    Plus, it only gives the French more ammunition.

    Ugh. How offensive all around! Maybe I should use it wash down my diet pills.

    I dunno. Oily purple trackmarks?

  8. This ranks right up there with Weight Watchers’ “Fattest Woman In The Room” commercial. Or how Mortions (the folks that make relaxers for black folk) has a series of cartoons aimed at little black girls making them ashamed of their natually kinky hair and telling them to beg their mothers to relax their hair. It’s ridiculous.

  9. > > often our desire to have it all means we have to give up something in return

    Our integrity! Who needs it?

  10. Actually the very worst part about this wine, is that one of the “marketing tools” they use to sell it, is that it is made by women, for women. Now, I am all for female winemakers, more power to ’em! However, this is embarrassing to all. It sends out the story that not only do women need to lie about drinking, their weight, and countless other things but also that women make inferior wine. Aside from that, I have tasted this in work meetings (I sell wine) and that shit is AWFUL.

  11. a glass of wine has as many calories as 8oz of soda. dessert wines have more. and american wines tend to be around 14% alcohol (versus 12% in your average french wine). i completely see the appeal of a ‘lite’ wine in the same way i see the appeal of diet soda or lite beer if it’s for functional drinking (i.e.: to offer a smidge of taste, a mild buzz, and to wash down whatever i’m eating). for serious drinking, this is a definite “hell naw.”

    i just disagree with the marketing plan and its premise. but it’s aimed at plonk drinking suburban housewives — boxed wine and arbor mist drinkers from red states who don’t know boo about wine. and in that regard, they have succeeded mightily in messaging for their target.

  12. As a Northern-California wine snot, I would like to pipe up that the last Beringer I had was so oaky I felt like I had to pick a splinter out of my tongue. After that, and this, I’ll be laying off that stuff for a while. Diet wine. Hosers.

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