Come on, Peter Jackson. You’re the guy who condensed a thousand-plus-page epic into three briskly-paced films, and now you’re stretching The freakin’ HOBBIT into three movies?
Blahblah Erebor blahblah Dol Guldur blahblah Necromancer.
Dude. The Hobbit is a simple story, a kids’ story, really. Three hundred pages. If you want complex, make a film of The Silmarilion.
There better be a fuckload of Smokin’ Hot Thorin Oakenshield in these films, is what I’m sayin’.