Sorry I haven’t been blogging today. March 21, 2012 Jill I’ve been carrying on a torrid text-message love affair with this guy. Are any of YOU Jill from Miami? Your boyfriend misses you.
He is more man than any other! I’m not sure what that means, or how you quantify such a thing. Maybe it depends on what bumper-sticker version of man-ness you ascribe to.
I know this is going to get my mean bitch card taken away, but I feel kind of sorry for him… So I did too, but I am 95% sure he is trolling me. So I trolled back. I think we are equally fucking with each toher.
Hmmm…I find his claim of manliness is not substantiated by the official record. He is now deemed a catamaran.
Maybe he’s part man, part sea-faring-vessel. Which would make him more man than any other catamaran I’ve ever seen.
Boy, he sure got offended at your attempt to avoid being heterosexist, didn’t it? Sounds like a REAL catch.
Maybe he’s part man, part sea-faring-vessel. Which would make him more man than any other catamaran I’ve ever seen. Ha! Well played.
I kinda take issue with the intro there. We ALL attract weirdos, because there are a lot of fucked up men out there who are encouraged by a fucked up society to believe that they’re entitled to harass women. Your intimations of self-blame make me a little squicky because this is something I’ve heard over and over again from women, usually uttered in sad tones: “*I* attract weirdos.” I know that you’re probably well-informed enough to get this; I still think it’s not a great meme to perpetuate because so many women aren’t. I guess I can keep my mean bitch card! (No, really it’s something I’m always sad to hear from women because my younger mean bitch self did the same thing.)