Thank you, Rick Santorum, for that little bit of TRUE SCIENCE. So now we can take you out back and bury you in a pile of dirt and manure, right? Plants love that, so it must be ok.
In other news, “Tell that to a plant!” is going to be my new response to everything I don’t like. For example:
Jill’s Mom: “Jill, you need to stop going out so much and start saving more money.”
Jill: “Psssh. Tell THAT to a plant!”
Jill’s Roommate: “Hey can you make sure that the DVR is set to record Mad Men?”
Jill: “Um, tell that to a plant.”
Feministe Commenter: “Yo you girls talk about sexism and stuff, but then you also hate men, so clearly YOU are the sexists!”
Jill: “OMG GO TELL THAT TO A PLANT.”