A Bit Late, Perhaps January 4, 2006 Lauren but whatever. In the year 2006 I resolve to: Read the manual. Get your resolution here (I believe that’s RTFuckingM.) In the year 2006 I resolve to: Build up my chi. Get your resolution here In the year 2006 I resolve to: Start spamming people I do not like. Get your resolution here In the year 2006 I resolve to: Stop refreshing this page until I get the answer I want. Get your resolution here
It told me I should resolve to get an anal probe, start wearing panties, and sleep my way to the top. Eep! Wrong resolutions for a blog my boss reads daily. I kept trying till I got worksafe resolutions.
In the year 2006 I resolve to: Start wearing panties again. Last night I got “Stop losing pencils,” so apparently my life has gotten more interesting overnight!
I got, in sequence, smoke Canadian weed, get high on life, and pass kindergarten on the 5th attempt. Hm. Causality or correlation?
In the year 2006 I resolve to: Start wearing panties again. Get your resolution here I got your resolution by accident. Can you send me mine?