Contraceptives no more cause sex than umbrellas cause rain.

10 thoughts on Contraceptives no more cause sex than umbrellas cause rain.

1. In admidst all the wrist-slittingly depressing shit I’ve read lately, this is a refreshing change.

2. @Andie: Holy trigger, Batman!

3. Gah.. Geez. Sorry about that. Jill, please feel free to delete that.

4. I think people who are against contraceptives are more about punishing women who go out in the rain than preventing the rain. They just want to make sure women don’t have umbrellas so they get nice and soaked for getting caught in a rainstorm.

5. Tina: I think that comment wins the thread.

6. [Looks down, crosses item off of shopping list.]

7. I suppose that explains why this box of condoms isn’t empty.

   *heavy sigh*

8. Yes…because no one ever had sex before contraceptives.

9. They did. End result: A lot of ‘surplus’ babies died. But then again, conservatives don’t really give a damn about babies once they’re born.

10. Contraceptives don’t cause sex, but clearly, umbrellas cause rain.

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