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I Am Disappointed In You Girls

Lauren

Jill and I only measure 11.4% on the slut-o-meter.

We’d better slut things up around here. I mean, if After School Snack is beating us, we are clearly not doing our jobs. This is a feminist blog.

UPDATE: Even PZ Myers is sluttier than me and Jill. I give up.

UPDATE II: Ahem. I discovered that if you submit “feministe.us” we score a whopping 96.72%. Well then.

20 thoughts on I Am Disappointed In You Girls

  5. Waddayamean, even PZ Myers is sluttier than you? Do you say, “Even the pope is godlier than you” or “Even Bozo is clownier than you”? You write it as if you are surprised, when everyone knows I’m a wild man.

  10. I got a zero.

    But hey, even Madonna only scores a 5.46% .

    Very high standards there. I can’t imagine what you and PZ MYers did to score double Madonna.

    Well, wait, maybe I can imagine. Best leave it at that.

  16. I think it must be averaging out Madonna the singer and the Virgin Mary for the “Madonna” score. After all, the Virgin Mary’s sluttiness has got to be seriously negative something or other. Hmm, let me check her directly.

    Virgin Mary: 5.7%
    Blessed Virgin Mary: 3.91%
    Theotokos: 3.55%

    Mary Magdalene has the Virgin Mary beat out for non-sluttiness at -4.3%. And I had better stop, before I get struck by lightning.

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