Blog Against Racism December 1, 2005 Lauren It was Blog Against Racism Day today, but my writer’s block preventing me from finishing the long, cumbersome post I’ve been working on for some time now. Perhaps this weekend? TONS of great reads. Check it out.
I hate racists. They are filthy, dirty, ignorant, foul-smelling, whory goons. I cross the street when I see a racist walking towards me. When a racist asks me for a job, I throw their application in the trash as soon as they leave. I don’t let my children play with racists. If I’m serving the public, I tend to the racists last and not at all if possible. I won’t allow a racist into my home. I won’t sell anything to racists. In fact, this country would be a much better place if the government would just abort every racist fetus in the United States.
Come on David, like your withholding of corn dogs at the Food Court is going to change a racist’s mind.
Does it work like your trolldar? If you possess an eerie sensitivity to the presence of feminist singer-songwriters who’ve written songs about Iowa, does that mean you have Dardar?
Lauren, your writer’s block is so bad that you’ve apparently stooped to plagiarizing my post. That’s okay, I’m flattered. 🙂
Favorite Conversation in a Bar as my sister (black) sits on her boyfriend’s (white) lap. Random girl (Black): Is he your boyfriend? Sister: Yes RG: Girl, you are ruining Africa! Sister: All by myself?
damn i wish i’d known it was blog against racism day. i feel so shallow having blogged about how you can’t get nanaimo bars in Nanaimo.