Note: Portions of this post appeared, in a rather different and far more crudely sarcastic form, on Man Boobz.
One of the recurring complaints on Men’s Rights and MGTOW (“Men Going Their Own Way”) websites is that the women of today are insufficiently grateful for all the wonderful things men have done for them over the centuries: men, the argument goes, created civilization while women were sitting on their asses at home, desultorily watching the kids and eating bon bons — or whatever the equivalent of bon bons were in 400 B.C. (Never mind all the stuff men did TO women as well, denying them education and the right to own property, and so on and so on and so on. Or that agriculture, pretty much the bedrock of civilization, was almost certainly invented by women.) The “men did everything good that you now take for granted” argument is invariably greeted with “huzzahs” of assent from the assembled dudes whenever it’s set forth on many MRA and MGTOW message boards.
My favorite example of this loopy argument comes from a fellow calling himself TheGrendler, who garnered dozens of upvotes in the Men’s Rights subreddit on Reddit for a barely coherent stream-of-consciousness rant suggesting that women are ungrateful wretches because, well, they don’t mine coal, and didn’t invent air conditioning or hunt mammoths. Of course, no one posting in the Men’s Rights subreddit has done any of those things either, but apparently everyone with a penis gets automatic credit for them. (The post has since been deleted, probably by the author himself, but if you click here you can see that the comments that most bluntly criticized its vapid illogic garnered mucho downvotes.)
Without further ado, here it is, in all of its typo-filled, punctuation-challenged glory:
We men built a nice safe world for you all the the coal-mines of death, roads, railroads, bridges and tall office buildings. Its $1,000,000 spent per death of a man on a large dangerous project on average now you can just 9-5 it and call it a day in air-conditioned and heated safety. Forget about the wars we died in and the sacrifices made just ignore history or is it now hersorty? You are accruing the benefits without ever having to pay the price you still don’t have to sign up for the draft and who will protect you? The Sex and the City girls will fight off the North Koreans with their Manolo Blahniks?
Men gave you this modern world now you take it for granted we hunted the mammoth to feed you we died in burning buildings and were gassed in the trenches but that was just for fun right?
How quick and conveniently you forget who made this possible.
We gave you Leonardo da Vinci, Dostoevsky, Tolstoy not to mention countless others, Jonas Salk saved half the world from death and you just piss on it all.
Shame on you,
You hedonistic, narcissistic, sociopath metastasizing cancer.
Quite a performance there, big fella!
You might be interested to hear that one of TheGrendler’s remarks – “we hunted the mammoth to feed you” – has become such a popular catchphrase amongst readers of my blog that we turned it into a t-shirt. Which you can buy. For reals.