I am also leaving New York, because I have found true love, and it’s with this guy. Money quote:
The man told officers Amundson’s bizarre behavior continued. Amundson lay on his side and lifted one leg in the air, exposing himself, the man told police.
“(He) stated that he wished that he could get the image out of his head and that he was very disturbed by Amundson’s actions,” the Seattle detective told the court. “(He) stated that he … never would want his children to see something like that.”
That’s my boyfriend.
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*Kidding, of course. I would never leave you. Unless James Amundson calls me.