Frivolity

9 thoughts on Frivolity

1. Was she making eye contact with men in passing cars?

2. I’m pretty sure I saw her last week near the New School.

   I’m not a stalker, really.

3. I think you spelled it right, actually.

4. Given that some friends of mine stumbled into the same Chelsea pizza place that Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart were eating in at the time, and that another friend found himself in the same burger joint as Bill Murray (again, in New York), this doesn’t really surprise me all that much.

5. Walking alone, without a man accompanying her and/or paying her rent.

   But was she walking funny?

   Say, as if she’d been riding a horse?

   Or sat on a tack?

   Or just been banged in the rear for $400 cash?

6. Walking funny like John Cleese?

7. Was not me. So much for women’s intuition.

8. Ah, damn. Well, a girl can dream.

9. Walking funny like John Cleese?

   Sort of, yeah, but instead of the “Ministry of Silly Walks,” it’s the “Ministry of Sits-On-Cocks … for $400. Cash please.”

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