Me, Scary? November 6, 2005 Lauren Okay. You Are Scary You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You?
chances are you’ve made someone cry more recently than a non-scary person, like moi. Dunno. That or maybe the showing up with a chainsaw at people’s doors thing.
I’m not scary. Damn, I guess I’ll have to work on it. Oh, and apparently my band name is The Fearless Androids. It’s not quite up to the level of Special Ed and the Shortbus Bluegrass Band, but what can ya do?
You Are Creepy Serial killers would run away from you in a flash. Features a severed Medusa head, which would have been accurate before last Friday. Also, my band is the Blow Up Fajitas, my musical tastes match Dale Earnhardt Jr., and I should go to schoool and get my JD. Hey Jill, is there enough space in your cubbyhole of an apartment to roll out a sleeping bag?
Everyone loves you. Isn’t that sweet? They’ve never looked at my hit counter….nor did they ask the big M question….
You’re in Indiana, correct Lauren? Are you okay? I’m watching the news about the tornado(s) that came through Indiana and Kentucky last night.
I am a little scary. And I got a picture of a cute kitten. Hey Jill, is there enough space in your cubbyhole of an apartment to roll out a sleeping bag? Uh… not if you’re a creepy serial killer…
Uh… not if you’re a creepy serial killer… Ah, but I’m not the serial killer. The serial killers are scared of me. If I’m going to law school in New! York! City!, I’ll only be able to afford a few square feet of someone else’s floor. I’ll have to bathe in a public fountain or something. What’s that one a few blocks northwest of Times Square that I keep running into in Forza Motorsport?
I am scary. HooYa! The teen-aged boys at my dojo have it right. Black belts – not a problem. Six-foot guys with muscles popping out all over – big deal. Me? They run from me – and I love it!
I am not scary. Everyone loves me. Meh…sound about rightish. In other random stuff news, apparently the kind of band I would be in is…a chick band. Presumably because the only music they listed in “What bands do you like?” that I actually like were The Donnas and Garbage. All the rest of the bands listed were, um, garbage.
Apparently, not scary at all. A whole screen full of “Hello Kitties” showed up…. Dang, that thing is addictive!