FNTT Season 6: Your last chance to vote in Round 1! May 5, 2010 Jill We’re narrowing the trolls down, and all the contestants have been posted. Make sure you check out all the brackets and vote for your favorite: The Femocrites edition The Virgin/Whore edition The America the Beautiful edition The Feminism 201 edition The Intersectionality edition The Look At What Your Feminism Has Wrought! edition The Anger Management edition The Get Over It, Bitches edition The Aww, You Made a “Go Make Me a Sandwich!” Joke edition VOTE!
I think Ben is my choice (from the look what feminism has wrought round) because of his absurd claim that a few women not having children will cause humans to go extinct. It’s clear that women having choice and bodily autonomy scares him, and so I think he’s an especially sad and dangerous individual. However, a close second is Someone Who Cares (from the virgin/whore round) because of hir assertion that a vaginal probe can’t be that bad after you already spread your legs, you slut. And the added general incoherence of that person’s comment is a bonus. And in third place for me is Zak (America the beautiful round) because he hates atheists, liberals, and abortion rights supporters. I love you, too, buddy. *snark*
Have to go with all the bejeweled boners from The Get Over It, Bitches edition. Who doesn’t love being told to shut up and be quiet? (Spoiler : It’s not us feminists)
I’m with rebekah m, what happened to the manspainlin’ edition? That was totally the best one IMO. Especially with the coining of the new adjective- “mansplainiest.”
Sometimes it was SO HARD TO CHOOSE! I am liking RYAN for Top Troll. He REBUKES Feminism!! Biblically!
I was in tears the other night while I was reading these. Not just the hilariously paranoid and nonsensical arguments made by the trolls, but also people’s comments on them. And they say feminists lack a sense of humor. Pffft. Can I ask you guys to repost the troll who accused pro-choicers of killing off his potential friends and murdering born children before they are born? Kthxbai
We can’t let Ryan win overall, on his stupid blog he said he was proud of winning one of the rounds he was in. I refuse to give him the satisfaction!!
L: I’ve always likened giving trolls a three-week cavalcade of attention to giving Gremlins food after midnight, or getting them wet (I forget all the Gremlin-related rules).