Ha/Ew October 11, 2005 Lauren You can be creeped out for the rest of the day, or you can bring the funny. I vote bring the funny.
Shouldn’t the title of this post be “Ew/Ha”? And seriously, there is no substitute for a RealHamster. Like one of the testimonials said, “NASA couldn’t build a hamster like this without having it come apart at the O-rings.” On second thought, maybe the title should be “Ew/Ew/Ha/Ha/Ew”.
RealHamster was funny, sure, but it lacks the true power to offend. For that, you need dildoes in the shape of animal penises (which are, of course, no substitute for a relationship with a real animal, and anyone who thinks they are, hates animals).
I was lmao until I saw the price on those love dolls. Now I am thinking of getting a loan and buying a male and female model and seeing if I can be a breed them.