Haha… that was my first reaction when I read that, too. eRobin — Did they break up? I’ll admit, I bought US Weekly today with the news of their split on the cover, but it doesn’t seem like any papers have been filed or any offical reports made. Oh I love celebrity gossip…
If there ever is licenses to have kids (and who knows, Indiana may head that way… damn my state), I will probably never have kids. Who would let me LOL.
According to Atrios, Holme’s signed a virginity pledge which means she broke the pledge (verifying its uselessness) or the baby was a result of ART – either way, this pregnancy will not get Indiana’s blessing.
Right, so his first wife was 6 years older than him, his second wife was five years younger and his third wife (to be) is 16 years younger. Extrapolating that trend (relative age dropping by 11 years each time), his fourth wife will have to be 27 years younger than him, i.e. someone currently aged 16. Any suggestions?
Re: virginity pledge. That means that the angry ghost of L. Ron Hubbard gets to reap her soul and gets double bonus Thetans in the exchange. Eleanor: Frankie Muniz from Malcolm in the Middle, once that gay marriage veto by Schwarzenegger in California is overriden.
I’ve hated Tom cruise for YEARS. I finally feel justified after the insane crap he’s spewed about his Hubbardian religion.
You know, I’m always careful about laughing at Scientology — having a religion that shares no common ground with the Christians around to jump up and down about Christian monopolies in the public square might come in handy for keeping people honest about that whole establishment and free exercise bit. Instead, I suggest defending their non-cognitive, faith-driven beliefs loudly every time somebody presumes that a non-denominational Christian prayer will offend nobody. While I’m at it, there’s an objection to the ten commandments that nobody is using. Catholics and Lutherans use one decalogue (bundling “other gods” and “graven images”), while Reformed Protestants and Orthodox Christians use another (that separates these and bundles the last two). Why isn’t anyone screaming that the choice of decalogue is denominational?
You see, if we allow stupid people to breed then we have someone to laugh at, with out stupid people this would be a boring world with no Jerry Springer!
Celebrity hypocrisy! Gasp! Seriously though, as Moebius stated..here’s hoping Katie doesn’t suffer any serious postpartum blues. I hate to think of any woman being tortured by that freak Cruise while he lords over her with a multi-vitamin and a glass of carrot juice.
Carla – you’re right. I forgot about the Brooke Shields debacle. Eeep. Yeah, we dodged a bullet with Jessica and Nick, but don’t forget Britney Spears and Kevin Federline!
nerdlet: Unfortunately many celebrities hate their babies more – “Witness the recent crop of baby names to adorn celebrity offspring: Pirate (Korn frontman Jonathan Davis’ son), Moxie Crimefighter (the daughter of Penn and Teller magician Penn Jillette) … Even veteran Live 8 musician-activist Bob Geldof has a full house, flowering with daughters Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Pixie, and their half-sister Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily … Jason Lee flew solo with Pilot Inspektor … Spy Kids director Robert Rodriguez launched sons, Racer, Rebel, and Rocket” http://lifestyle.msn.com/familyandparenting/babyandpregnancy/article.aspx?cp-documentid=19024