Fuck. I know it wasn’t her intent, but I’m still crying after reading this. Not the greatest reaction, I know, but sadness and anger will do it. I blame the patriarchy for that, too. Send your thoughts and well-wishes to Twisty. She seems like a pretty tough broad, so I have great faith that this spinster aunt will do what she needs to do. As for you all out there, go do a self-check right now. Get a mammogram. And if you can, make a donation.