My Cats Exist To Turn Perfectly Good Food Into Waste September 28, 2005 Lauren After cleaning the nasty litter box last night, I think I need me one of these.
In the words of a beer commercial… “Brilliant!” I feel for that cat in the video on the site, how demeaning to be videotaped like that while using the restroom?
They kinda work. We trained our two cats to use the toilet while one was a kitten. Both always pee in the toilet, but shitting is a different story for the older one. If you try, be ready to clean shit out of the bathtub on a rather regular basis…
Cats are machines, designed by Satan. The inputs are love and food. The outputs are bloody wounds, shit, and pain. Not that I have a bias.
no, no – your cats exist to justify your existence. Turning food into excrement is just an added bonus :/
Man, I wish I could be convinced that sucker worked – my 15-year-old Datsa hasn’t shit in his litter box for a few years now…
Now that’s intriguing. Our 18-year-old DemoCat is probably too old to learn new tricks, but if we ever got another….
I’ve heard of a few success stories with that. Two things to watch out for, though: if the cat falls in, you have to start all over again, and cats don’t flush.