I Sincerely Hope This Is a Joke

8 thoughts on I Sincerely Hope This Is a Joke

1. Oh, it is.

2. Yo, Swift Report is satire.

   And yes, be very afraid.

   These are what Dear Leader (and the American Taliban) refer to as snowflake children.

   What sort of humanity is required to value a clump of frozen cells over Iraqi women and children?

   Oh Eternally Fertile Aunt Jemima save us from the jesus-nazis!

   We bow to your life giving syrup.

3. Shit, you never know anymore.

4. Yup. If it’s the Swift Report, it’s satire. Don’t feel bad, though. They got me several months ago with a post about the fired White House Chef.

5. Previous articles:

   “Americans Most Likely to Go to Heaven, Study Shows”
   “Iraqi Constitution Snags on Gay Marriage”
   “Poll: Rove, Bush Deserve Same Benefits that Married Couples Have”

   Other hint: listing Brooke Burns and Nicole Richie in an article about “celebrities”

6. I like the “God Denies Links to Pat Robertson” headline.

7. I thought swiftboat was satire like miss poppy, they post real outrageous items (like the fetal soldier xmas ornament). Geez, I emailed it to countdown for an oddball segment – now I feel like an ass.

8. I’d like mine over-easy please.

   PS: Is Angelina Jolie on her way to being the Mia Farrow of the 30 something-set?

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