I might be blogging too much, but when I was solicited to take an online college survey, I truly wished there were comment boxes available for me to flesh out my answers. I took the damn thing sort of like I take a quiz on what 70s glam rock icon I am, all the while knowing that the only answers I could give were going to put me in a little box too small for my preferences.
Most of the answers I had to give on school life were completely predicated on me being a single mother at a massive land grant university. My time and attention is limited, of course I’m not seeking out places on intramural sports teams and “frequently” joining campus activities. I do what I can, which I indicated to the best of my ability, but nowhere was I able to say that although my university has plenty of things going on I don’t have the wherewithal to participate.
After all the campus life business, the political questions started: Do you consider yourself far left, left, center, right, far right? Let me think. I clicked through to the next page and my mouth gaped open. Forgive me for being a media skeptical blogger, but I can only assume how this research could be framed and used against the “liberal academic elite.”
Oh, how I wish I could have had a little box to add clarifications and critique the wording of the questions [click for screenshot].
See the first question, “There is too much concern in the courts for the rights of criminals.” Is this survey seeking out hard conservatives and liberals among college undergraduates? I clicked Disagree Somewhat because while I think the rights of all, including convicted criminals, are an important human rights standard to set, even if those concerns can be used by defense lawyers to detract from the rights of victims, especially in the case of victims of violent crimes seeking justice.
Another question, “If two people really like each other, it’s all right for them to have sex even if they’ve only known each other for a short time.” I clicked Agree Somewhat because I think any two consenting adults have the right to have sex in pretty much any way they want, they don’t even have to know or like one another, and as long as it’s safe and consentual you’re a-okay with me. Bad question, poor available answers.
It seems as though surveys like this are set up for college students to display their poor understanding of the Constitution, or at the very least to typecast us as wild pipe dreamers. At the very least I wish for the kinds of surveys that give an opportunity to place my answers within a context other than my study habits, alcohol use, and name and address. We are not all cut from the same cloth.