[UPDATE: TalkLeft is on top of things, including a primer for those who don’t fully understand the implications of the case and speculations on the resignation of Karl Rove.]
If you thought you could get away without hearing about Karl Rove on this website, you were wrong. Alas, no breaking stories here, but how can I let this one go by if even Faux News is reporting against one of its own? And with the “liberal blogosphere…aflame with animosity toward Karl Rove” I couldn’t pass on the opportunity to jump on the dogpile by heavily quoting someone else.
Aunt Jenna believes there are more than two paltry reasons that Rove (allegedly) leaked Plame:
1. Rove knew Plame was in terrible danger, and he had to warn her somehow. He gave her information to the press as a way of getting the message to her immediately. She got out safe, didn’t she? She’s home now, giving interviews to Vanity Fair, all thanks to Karl.
2. Rove was in love with Plame, and gave her name to the press as a way of trying to cause friction between her and her husband. it’s not very Christian of him, trying to break up someone’s marriage, but a man in love is a difficult creature to reason with.
3. Valerie Plame was actually a very clever double agent, and Rove “accidentally” leaked her name in a patriotic gesture, risking his liberty to remove a danger to the US that could be dealt with in no other way. See, she probably covered her tracks so well, he knew there was no way to bring her to justice. We’ll probably never know the true extent of the treachery of Valerie Plame.
4. Rove has an evil twin.
5. Once, a long time ago, John Kerry saved Karl Rove’s life – possibly in the Mekong Delta. Rove swore eternal loyalty, so when a deranged Kerry maliciously leaked Plame’s name to the press, Rove knew that he had to step in and take the fall or Kerry’s career would be over. He owes the man his life, for chrissake! That trumps any partisan politics.
6. Rove was secretly in love with Joe Wilson, and was trying to get his wife out of the way. Once again, not very Christian, but you know what homosexuals are like.
7. Goddamn MSM! Always out to get Republicans!
8. Robert Novak, Judith Miller and Matthew Cooper tied Rove to a chair, attached electrodes to his genitals, threatened him with vicious dogs and Koran desecration until he gave up the name of every CIA agent he knew. Why a presidential advisor would need to know names of CIA agents is beyond me, but I trust the president and if random staffers know crucial details of our intelligence-gathering apparatus, I’m sure that’s nothing to worry about.
I would just like to point out that in 20 minutes or so, I came up with eight possible Rove defenses. Eight. And I’m not even a paid political commentator like May. Not naming any names, but I think The Corner is not getting their money’s worth out of some of their contributors.
No doubt! I thought we could join Aunt Jenna and extend a hand across the political divide to help The Corner concoct more excuses for Karl Rove. Leave yours in the comments.