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Decision 2005

Who is the hottest not-Obama senator? (Obama is disqualified for his overwhelming hotness, which would surely scorch all the competition). It’s down to just four. Cast your vote now.

They clearly made a few oversights (Hello, Thad Cochran). But I think Wonkette speaks for all of us when she writes, “Gee, three out of for from the left side of the aisle, eh? And we thought coming out against ass-fucking just made women seem less hot.”


7 thoughts on Decision 2005

  1. Russ Fiengold. Lickable. So hot. So liberal. Yum.

    And his daughter is really hot too, I can’t believe he’s old enough to have a daughter who just graduated from college. I swear the man doesn’t look a day over 35….

  2. Sorry, norbizness, but Jennifer Granholm is not a senator. She’s the governor of Michigan.

  3. Oh, this is so totally f**ked up! I can’t vote for any of those choices. (Biden?!! Not in this century.)

    And how can someone be disqualified for extreme hotness? Obama, oh-mama!

    Yes, Russ Feingold (my former Madison neighbor) would get my vote. He’s darling, isn’t he? And a great sense of humor.

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