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My Cat Ate My Homework

Doug actually ate my fucking homework.

My Cat Ate My Homework My Cat Is Still Eating My Homework You'd Better Hide


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  1. Same here, my cat, Boo, has kept his behavior under cover. Boo wishes to convey to doug his respect for doing cat-like hijinx right out in the open.

    I fear you have given Boo inspiration!

  2. Too funny! He really seems to be enjoying your homework. I had a cat eat my water bill; which led to an odd conversation with the water company as I phoned to pay the bill without much account info.

  3. I’m not sure your photographic proof is going to work — I showed your pictures to my husband who has been a teacher for 31 years and his comment was “What did she smear on those papers?”

  4. I walked into the living room this morning and saw a string leading to the basement. I walked down the stairs and saw the string pulled taut into the laundry room. Into the laundry room, I saw the string pulled taut around the frame of the stairs. Then I saw a TANGLED PILE of my FINEST ANGORA YARN!

    Doug is in deep shit today. His reponse? Clawing my leg. Bad kitty.

  5. great pictures.

    I’ve heard that fiber can be good for a cat, but I’m not sure that notebook paper was what the vets had in mind…

  6. Ah, the paper chewing. Gotta love it. I have a cat who actually rips posters down from the walls so he can eat them. When I started putting them up with those cheap poster frames, he figured out how to rip off the bottom of the frame so that the poster falls out onto the floor…so he can eat it. Yet he still gets himself stuck inside the non-latching kitchen cupboard. How can one animal be so smart and so dumb at the same time?

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