I’m pretty sure men aren’t the only ones who masturbate. Just sayin’.
And while I’m bitching about The Independent, I’ll add that it’s a travesty they list the “10 Best Sex Toys” but fail to include a single vibrator. I’m sure silk and diamonte boobie tassles are great, but they’re missing a certain… something. If there’s room on the list for candles and a glorified foot stool, surely you can squeeze in the Hitachi Magic Wand. Come on, Independent writers, throw us ladies a bone here.