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Other than bungling the capture of Bin Laden, wrecking the economy, breaking the Army in Iraq, and fucking up the Katrina recovery, he’s doing a GREAT job!

There’s a reason Jonah Goldberg is called the Pantload. Take a gander at the latest LA Times column he’s fished from his adult diaper:

LORD KNOWS I have my problems with President Bush. He taps the federal coffers like a monkey smacking the bar for another cocaine pellet in an addiction study. Some of his sentences give me the same sensation as falling backward in one of those “trust” exercises, in which you just have to hope things work out. Yes, the Iraq invasion has gone badly, and to deny this is to suggest that Bush meant for things to turn out this way, which is even crueler than saying he failed to get it right.

Translation: I need to establish my contrarian cred prior to giving Bush a rimjob, and others have already broken ranks on these two issues, so I can be “contrarian” without actually sticking my neck out.

But you know what? It’s time to cut the guy some slack.

Translation: Commence rimjob!

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We Are All Buck-Naked

It’s a slow blogging couple of days for me, because I’m run down, but I wanted to expand on a comment I left over at pandagon in reference to PETA.

Julian Elson said this:

I’ve heard about PETA’s sexism before, but mainly from anti-porn feminists. I assume that opposition to soft porn and innuendo isn’t super-widespread here on Pandagon (although Hugo himself counts himself among their number, AFAIK). Besides suggestive advertising and pin-ups, how’s PETA sexist? (assuming that aforementioned things are, in fact, sexist) Is it just that the particular type of anti-fur models they use are all sorta “thin young blonde woman” types, and you never see an overweight, middle-aged black man standing naked at the chalkboard repeatedly writing “I’d rather go naked than wear fur?”

I remember two major campaigns: “I’d rather go naked than wear fur,” aka “Carnie Wilson shows some ankle,” and the one where a failure to get a Brazilian wax was equated with strangling a meercat and knotting its broken body around your neck.

Scott Lemieux at Lawyers, Guns, and Money puts it better than me:

Last month, Volokh suggested that women “might have more difficulty getting their husbands to move with them than men would have getting their wives to move with them (perhaps because the women’s spouses are more likely to have hard-to-move jobs than the men’s spouses)” and “might have more difficulty clerking, especially in a highly demanding clerkship, if they have children than comparable men would.” This is right, but of course this isn’t an alternative explanation to sexism–these practices constitute sexism.

Exactly. Saying, “Women are being used to sell a product–in this case, veganism–because people prefer to see them naked,” is like saying, “Women aren’t getting hired because women don’t have the same career support men do.” They aren’t alternative explanations to sexism–these practices constitute sexism. When PETA makes the marketing decision to use young, skinny, white, female bodies as advertising props, it is supporting cultural beliefs about what is and is not appropriate treatment for those bodies. It is using a cultural shorthand that makes it infinitely easier to market some women’s bodies as figurative consumer goods, and which further dictates that some bodies must be kept under wraps either because they are above or unworthy of exposure.

It’s easy to distinguish between nakedness as lighthearted attempt at humor and nakedness as transparent excuse for softcore–and easy to look at the way the softcore liberties are gendered. What if, say, Al Gore and his ass had agreed to be in a PETA ad, announcing that he would rather go naked than wear fur? Pretty fucking scary, sure, but funny, right? Funny because it’s Al Gore and here he is starkers in a national ad campaign. Because who wants to see his ass? Why would PETA ever think anyone would want to see his ass? Has he ever been reduced to a sexual object? By Tipper, even? Okay, now picture Halle Berry announcing that she’d rather go naked than wear fur.

I so love my job

For the past several weeks, and also the next several weeks, I am looking through a document production to figure out just what the hell went wrong between our client and the company they supplied material to. Most of this involves looking through emails written by the purchasing manager of the vendee, a man whose writing style can best be characterized as Comic Book Guy Meets William F. Buckley.

Help me.

That Pig Picture Was No Fluke

We’ve seen the kind of woman that Hollywood and Details magazine deems “fat” and worthy of being represented by the image of a pig’s ass wearing heels — such noted porkers as Kristin Davis, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Rachel Weisz and a Butterfield 8-era Elizabeth Taylor.

Now, apparently Katie Couric is getting the oinker treatment by her new network — the official photo attached to the story in the network’s magazine announcing her move into the anchor chair at CBS Evening News has been doctored so that she appears to be 20 pounds lighter than she really is.

n the magazine, which is distributed at CBS stations and on American Airlines flights, Couric appears on the front dressed in a dark business suit and flashing her pearly whites.

But on an inside page, the touched-up – or rather, slimmed-downed – photo shows Couric in a striped designer dress suit standing in front of the CBS eye logo.

The original photo, which shows Couric looking more bosomy and thicker in the shoulders, waist and cheeks, was snapped in May.

Apparently, the woman pictured below is so enormous that the network that will be putting her on camera, live, every weeknight beginning Sept. 5, felt the need to airbrush out her ass because God forbid anyone see that she could crush the anchor’s chair under the weight of her massive, flabby ass:

An “overzealous” photo editor has been blamed for the airbrushing, but you can’t tell me that network standards and cultural standards and the standards that drove the Details crowd to declare this woman to be piglike didn’t have anything to do with it. Nor can I quite credit the idea that nobody at the network had editorial control over the magazine. The news division may very well have had nothing to do with it, but they’re only one part of a network that contributes to the screwed-up body images of this culture through its entertainment programming.

Where are all the female law clerks?

The number of female clerks to Supreme Court justices has dropped into the single digits for the first time since 1994.

I’m sure that this is just a random mutation. And I’m sure that it’s equally as random a mutation that Justice Scalia has had a grand total of two female law clerks over the past seven years — out of 28 total clerks. I would never suggest that it has anything to do with a conservative worldview, or a generally sexist outlook. Obviously, he simply has very, very few female clerks to choose from, with the male applicants outnumbering them 14 to 1.

Or perhaps it’s because the smart women are “opting out” of clerkships. I’m sure that’s it. They’re having babies instead, while their husbands are clerking. And that’s “choice,” ladies, so don’t go getting your panties in a knot over it. We’re all pro-choice here, right? Despite the fact that women are now equal men in law school, women probably only make up about 7% of the people applying for Supreme Court clerkships, which would explain Scalia’s numbers perfectly. Women are simply choosing not to apply.

Or maybe it’s because men are just overwhelmingly better candidates than women. They’re more rational, more intelligent, better writers, have better grades… I have no doubt that the justices are only picking the best possible candidates, and aren’t at all influenced by sexist social stereotypes which privilege the male voice over the female one, and which automatically (and usually unconsciously) confer greater authority to words written under a male name than those same words written under a female name. There’s no way that the traditional boys’ network influenced this one, either — I mean, it’s not as if how much you like a person, or how much you feel you have in common with a person, impacts your hiring decisions, right? And it’s not as if how much you like someone is at all influenced by your social outings, or your potential social outings, with them, many of which — like, say, golf — are highly gendered, right? I mean, no one has ever demonstrated that having more people from underrepresented groups — women, people of color — in positions of power leads to more people from those underrepresented groups finding success in those very fields, have they? Certainly there is no correlation between the dearth of female justices on the court and the staggeringly low number of female law clerks, right?

Right? …Right?

Women, Islam and Syria

An interesting article in the New York Times today about women leading the return to religious conservatism in fairly secular Syria.

In other corners of Damascus, women who identify one another by the distinctive way they tie their head scarves gather for meetings of an exclusive and secret Islamic women’s society known as the Qubaisiate.

At those meetings, participants say, they are tutored further in the faith and are even taught how to influence some of their well-connected fathers and husbands to accept a greater presence of Islam in public life.

These are the two faces of an Islamic revival for women in Syria, one that could add up to a potent challenge to this determinedly secular state. Though government officials vociferously deny it, Syria is becoming increasingly religious and its national identity is weakening. If Islam replaces that identity, it may undermine the unity of a society that is ruled by a Muslim religious minority, the Alawites, and includes many religious groups.

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Good News in Contraceptives

That pill price hike? Rolled back. Though by how much, they’re not saying.

Teenage Vermonsters will be able to get Plan B over the counter thanks to a state law. The law originally provided for over-the-counter sales for all women just in case the FDA dragged its feet again, but now only applies to women under 18. Pharmacists must be specially trained to take medical histories in order to dispense according to the law, which removes a lot of the phony objections raised about allowing OTC sales in the first place.

Both via Feministing.

And it’s always because they get caught for some traffic violation

Tim McVeigh got snagged because of a broken taillight. Now fugitive polygamist tyrant Warren Jeffs, leader of the scary-ass FLDS polygamist sect and resident of the FBI’s Most Wanted list for really longer than he should have been, has been caught outside Las Vegas.

The other two people in the vehicle were identified as one of Warren Jeffs’ wives, Naomi Jeffs, and a brother, Isaac Steed Jeffs, both 32, Staretz said. They were being interviewed by the FBI in Las Vegas but were not arrested.

Isaac Jeffs was driving a red Cadillac Escalade that was stopped for having no visible registration, said state Trooper Kevin Honea. An FBI agent was summoned to confirm Jeffs’ identity, Honea said.

Warren Jeffs was in federal custody in Las Vegas awaiting a court hearing on a federal charge of unlawful flight to avoid prosecution, Staretz said.

FBI officials said at a press conference Tuesday that Jeffs was found with $54,000 in cash, numerous gift cards worth an additional $10,000, 15 cell phones, four portable radios, four laptop computers, a global positioining system device, a police scanner, several pairs of sunglasses and three wigs.

He was wanted in Utah and Arizona on suspicion of sexual misconduct, for arranging the marriage of underage girls to older men.

What Can You Do To Stop Illegal Immigration?

That was the title of an email sent to me by the good folks at Embargo Wells Fargo (I’m not including the link — if you’re desperate to see the website and drive up their traffic, it’s embargowellsfargo-dot-com), who are boycotting Wells Fargo because they have the audacity to not ask about the legal status of brown people applying for home loans. And ain’t nothing worse than letting a brown person dumb enough to be born in a different country actually own a house. Apparently CitiBank does the same thing.

My family banks at Wells Fargo, and Citibank handles some of my student loans. I’ll certainly be sticking with them in the future. So thanks, Embargo Wells Fargo, for alerting me to this important issue.