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Theme Switcher

I have a theme switcher installed and have been messing around with pre-made templates and making them my own. I think I like the Shaded Grey theme even better than the cherries.

Many more changes ahead. I have to renew my hosting services in the next few weeks and I’m tempted not to, thus I have to do something to keep myself interested in this website. Perhaps I should take on a permanent blogging cohort.

Later: I’m done for the night. Comments on aesthetics and bugs are welcome.

Testing

I’ll be testing some new templates this evening. If things look odd, don’t worry. I’m on it.

Because I Can



Jolly good, wot! Anyone for tennis? That’ll be ten ponies, guv. You’re the epitome of everything that is english. Yey 🙂 Hoist that Union Jack!

How British are you?

this quiz was made by alanna

Cleaning house and mowing lawn today. Thrilling. Are these chores British?

T-3.5 Hours

The kitten has absolutely nothing to do with this post but I forgot about Friday Cat Blogging last weekend, so screw it.

Pablo has been trying to take over my lap all morning. After being virtually ignored for the last month while I scrambled to finish up the semester, he got a bath the other night and reveled in the attention. My cat actually likes baths. Ever since, he has positioned himself directly in my face to purr and drool.

Love him, but he’s messing with my paper-writing chi.

After five o’clock this evening, there is only one final left to go.

Tonight’s activities include bathing for the first time in two days (because of finals — and I’m ripe) and finishing my Clapotis. I hope to have it blocked so I can wear it out this weekend for an end of semester celebration before it warms up for good.

I must say my little prayer again: Let this week be over, Amen.

UPDATE: Done!
Done, done, done. Pat me on the back or something. I’m exhausted.

State Halts Teen’s Choice. Again.

Trish Wilson points out that I was right. A Florida state appeal was made within hours after the ruling.

A 13-year-old Palm Beach County foster child at the center of a legal battle over her right to end an unwanted pregnancy got permission from a judge Monday to get an abortion — but was thwarted shortly afterward when state child-welfare officials appealed.

Palm Beach Circuit Judge Ronald Alvarez, who only last week temporarily blocked the girl’s decision to terminate her pregnancy, ruled late Monday that the teenager may obtain an abortion, said Maxine Williams, the girl’s attorney at Legal Aid Society of Palm Beach County. The girl is identified in court papers only as L.G.

”Judge Alvarez did issue an order saying she is competent,” said Howard Simon, an attorney with the American Civil Liberties Union of Florida, which also represents the girl. “She has made a decision. She has a right to exercise that decision. And, acting on her decision is in her best interests.”

…By appealing Alvarez’s order Monday, the DCF was granted an automatic stay of his ruling. Under a procedural rule, state agencies are entitled to a stay of any court ruling they appeal. But, acting on a request from L.G.’s attorneys, Alvarez lifted that stay and ordered the DCF to transport L.G. to a medical clinic.

DCF officials then ”refused” to drive the girl to a clinic to end her pregnancy, said Williams, the girl’s attorney.

Alvarez then signed an order allowing L.G.’s attorneys at Legal Aid to transport her to a medical clinic, Williams said. The lawyers were on their way to pick up the girl when they got word: The DCF had appealed Alvarez’s order allowing the lawyers to transport L.G. and, once again, had received an automatic stay, this time from the Fourth District Court of Appeal.

The stay was granted so late in the day that L.G.’s attorneys had no time to act. The procedure was halted, Williams said.

The state only has to keep her tied up in a court mess for about eight more months before they can forget all about her again.

UPDATE: In the words of Robert, this appears to be the DCF’s final fuck you to Judge Alvarez before stepping back and allowing her to continue.

State Department of Children & Families spokeswoman Marilyn Munoz said the agency would “respectfully comply with the court’s decision.” She declined to provide further details.

“We are working for the best interest of the young girl,” Munoz said.

Right. And now that all the bad publicity is out on Florida and the DCF, we can push her back into a state home and pretend the girl doesn’t exist.

My heart goes out to this girl.

The Battle Over Birth Control

Notice that the fight over women’s health has lurched from a strict focus on abortion to an ever-increasing attack on contraceptives.

Does the pill prevent pregnancy or terminate it? Conservative Christians in my town hand out flyers at the county fair declaring that all forms of birth control are abortive in nature. They are sure to set up a booth directly across from Planned Parenthood’s booth, the one that hands out information on how to be safe if one is to have sex.

Are condoms an effective barrier-method or does AIDS seep through the “tiny holes” in the latex? Our beloved late Pope endorsed the idea that condoms “have tiny holes in them through which HIV can pass,” and lovingly passed this information to four continents worth of churches, effectively confusing those who reside in areas of a global pandemic. Some of these are areas in which the greatest contibutor to health aid is Oprah Winfrey and extra funds are spent on coffins because they “never have enough.” Praise the lord.

Is giving teens accurate information about their sexual health, and access to the materials necessary to do so, tacitly urging them to, you know, do it?

As pharmacists are gain support in their refusal to fill birth control prescriptions, the right to this legal medication is usurped by our ability to access it.

“I am deeply concerned that they have gone further than I have ever seen them. This is far past a woman’s right to make decisions regarding abortion to the point now that it’s about their right to make decisions on contraception,” Sen. Patty Murray, D-Wash., told Salon. Murray and her Senate colleague Hillary Clinton have blocked President Bush’s nominee to head the FDA, Lester Crawford, over his inaction as acting director of the agency to approve the morning-after pill for over-the-counter sale. An FDA advisory committee has given the drug overwhelming support as safe and effective, and Canada approved its nonprescription status last week. Publicly, Crawford says his indecision on the drug has nothing to do with ideology, but privately he told Murray it raises his concerns about “behavior,” apparently alluding to arguments that the pill will encourage promiscuity.

Crawford is clearly concerned about the behavior of rape victims, considering that they are the ones who suffer most from the lack of availablity to not only the medication, but medical centers who will prescribe it. And those harlots probably asked for it.

Opposition to Plan B is just the latest and most visible drive by conservatives to curtail contraception, according to Heather Boonstra of the Alan Guttmacher Institute, a nonprofit research group for reproductive issues. “There’s a constituency out there that equates all contraception with abortion, and they’re organizing in concerted ways to denigrate it,” she says. That constituency includes a number of social and religious groups, but the one that takes the abortion-contraception connection perhaps the most literally is the American Life League (ALL), one of the largest antiabortion lobbyists. Founded 25 years ago, it claims 300,000 families as members.

“Many forms of so-called contraception work by preventing the implantation of an already created human being, and that kills a baby in the womb, and we consider that to be an early abortion,” says ALL’s vice president, Jim Sedlak. He says ALL’s main mission is to inform women that all hormonal birth control methods and the IUD “are actually causing abortions themselves” and to force manufacturers to put that description prominently on contraceptive labels.

ALL’s STOPP International campaign also seeks to cut government funding for Planned Parenthood, which it believes misinforms women about how contraception works. Sedlak says STOPP has been successful at the city level — closing over 100 clinics around the country in the last 10 years — and is now targeting state funding. He pointed to the Texas Legislature’s recent decision to cut Planned Parenthood’s state funding as one of ALL’s biggest victories. “It’s not as fast as we would like, but we’ll take it, and we believe it will have a snowball effect and that when people understand what they’re doing we’ll be closing clinics even faster.”

ALL’s three-stage action plan against Planned Parenthood is spelled out on their website.

  • Building community-based coalitions of churches and faithful citizens to oppose Planned Parenthood at the grassroots level
  • Training and mobilizing people to expel Planned Parenthood from their local schools
  • Empowering activists to strip Planned Parenthood’s tax funding at the state level

ALL uses excitable language in order to obscure that while Planned Parenthood advocates for sexual education, they are not literally in the schools. Hell, if you’re a girl in a public school health class, you’re lucky to find out that you bleed.

Where ALL becomes a formidable force is in attempting to bring in coalitions of “churches and faithful citizens.” With the current political climate and three years left under Dubya’s kingly reign, the religious right has nearly effectively hijacked the Republican party. By saying that PP is an organization that “only makes money when our young people are sexually active” obscures the fact that the majority of those who enter the doors of a free clinic are there for routine visits that often have little to do with sex, but with general health issues that go along with having icky ol’ girly bits.

ALL is not the only threat to Planned Parenthood’s funding. In every one of his budgets, Bush has frozen funds for Title X, the 30-year-old program that pays for family-planning services for low-income women. Susanne Martinez, Planned Parenthood’s vice president for public policy, says that although Congress has restored some of that money, this “assault on family planning” has crippled Planned Parenthood’s contraceptive distribution — about 95 percent of the Title X funds it receives go directly to that service. She is also concerned Bush has appointed to agencies like the FDA and Health and Human Services “people who have very publicly said they opposed the use of birth control for the unmarried. It’s something [Bush] has been doing in a very strategic way.”

Several other groups support ALL’s views and its mission. The Family Research Council joined Republican leaders last Sunday on a national telecast blasting the Democrats for blocking appointments of conservative judges who could decide key reproductive-rights issues. And while the conservative Concerned Women for America (CFA) says it does not take a position on contraception, it does oppose abortion and has been vigorously defending the recent drive by anti-choice pharmacists to stop distributing emergency contraception, which CFA considers an “abortion pill.”

I personally am a big fan of ALL’s Rock for Life campaign, because teens are stupid enough to buy any message packaged in the Xtreme. Look, there are free downloads! And a blog!

This may be the final proof that rock n’ roll is indeed dead.

But back to the behavioral business again, the kind of business that shows that abstinence-only programs were ordered to be rated by the CDC on attendance, not effectiveness:

The abstinence-only programs — which have largely replaced safe-sex education — have not only curbed the distribution of condoms and birth control pills in school health clinics, but have entirely banned information about contraceptives and sexual health. The nonprofit Abstinence Clearinghouse, which promotes such programs, says few could argue that refraining from sex is the only sure-fire way to prevent pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases. And it dismisses repeated studies finding that abstinence-only programs are ineffective in either delaying sexual experience among teens or protecting them from disease. So does Alma Golden, Bush’s pick to head the Population Affairs department, which runs the programs. “One thing is very clear for our children, abstaining from sex is the most effective means of preventing the sexual transmission of HIV, STDs and preventing pregnancy and the emotional, social and educational consequences of teen sexual activity,” she says on the Clearinghouse’s Web site.

Read that again. Abstinence-only programs “have largely replaced safe-sex education.” It makes my hair curl.

It seems as well that there is federal talk of moving abstinence-only programs into elementary schools, thereby exposing yet another hypocrisy in the fight against doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it well, safe, and healthy, considering that one primary argument against comprehensive sex education is that it exposes children to sexual themes they aren’t ready for. Kansas, in the meantime, is in a legal battle over the existence of Adam’s navel. In the children’s best interest, my ass.

Amanda asks, “If you get pregnant on accident, should you be allowed pain medication during labor? Or is that part of your sentence?” Of course it is. No matter that it takes two to make things go right. If woman should slip up and experience prurient sexual desire, she should be punished.

Welcome to America. Don’t let the sun set on your female behind.

Who Wants To Bet On An Appeal?

L.G. has gotten her wishes:

A circuit court judge in Florida has ruled that a pregnant teenager in state custody can get an abortion over the state’s objections, a lawyer involved in the case said Monday night.

The lawyer, Howard Simon, executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Florida, said the judge, Ronald Alvarez of Palm Beach County Circuit Court, ruled that the girl was competent to make decisions regarding her pregnancy and had the right to do so under the state’s Constitution.

Perhaps her assertiveness lent itself to his ruling.

The children’s agency has come under heavy criticism in recent years for losing track of those in its care. In a hearing last week, Judge Alvarez said he was angry that the state had not done more to prevent L. G.’s pregnancy in the first place.

“Where are our priorities in life?” he said, according to The Associated Press.

Karen Gievers, a lawyer in Tallahassee who has sued the state on behalf of foster children, questioned why the state had not found an adoptive home for L. G. and why it would spend resources fighting her abortion when it had so many urgent priorities.

Good question. The state of Indiana has laws in place so that all children are to have potentially permanent placement within a year’s time, or at least an overall plan for the child in custody to be executed in an efficient and deliberate manner. The intent of this year-long goal is to prevent kids from getting lost in the system, remaining unti lthey are eighteen and dumped by the state. It seems this girl had been lost in the system. Though an adoptive home may not be a reality they should have been able to find her a foster home by now, not the state home that she currently lives in.

Nonetheless, I’m happy the judge made a reasonable decision best for all parties involved. Considering the specifics of this case, I don’t see much light in any other option available to her.

Best of luck to L.G.

Math Quiz

On the ride home from school, Ethan quizzed me on my math skills.

E: What’s ninety-three times ten?

Me: 930.

E: Okay, what’s two hundred fifty-six times ten?

Me: 2,560.

E: Oh yeah? What’s nine hundred… eighty-five times ten?

Me: 9,850

E: Whoah. [thinks up a hard one] What’s eight-six-three-five times ten?

Me: 86, 350.

E: [eyes bulge] Wow, mom. You’re really good.

Me: Yeah. I am pretty good.

He doesn’t know I did so poorly in my math class this semester I’m retaking it this summer. Let’s not quell his awe.

Pixel “Punks”

As Rana says, it’s yet another avatar maker.

What’s sad is that I really do have an outfit like this. Am I so generic that my regular clothing is easily avatar material? Help me.

And sorry, but these aren’t punk rawk material. (Previous sentence to be read with mental Oi) Try again.

Mixmania!

My playlist for Mixmania! is going to be a bit odd. I picked out songs that I adore that are also unobtrusive and inoffensive (both of which my favorite music is often not) and they’re ready to go. To someone else’s house. Because I have yet to fix my CD burner. Praise the lord for portable drives.

My songs for Mixmania! are (not in this particular order because I can’t burn the CD myself):
1) Grizzly Bear – Fix It
2) The Detroit Cobras – Won’t You Dance With Me
3) Need New Body – Show Me Your Heart
4) Saturday Looks Good To Me – Alcohol
5) Le Tigre – Fake French
6) My Morning Jacket – O Is The One That Is Real
7) Songs: Ohia – Two Blue Lights
8) Mr. Airplane Man – Travelin’
9) Sufjan Stevens – Niagara Falls
10) Smoke City – Underwater Love
11) Grenadine – Hell Over Hickory Dew
12) M. Ward – Here Comes The Sun Again
13) Belle and Sebastian – Your Cover’s Blown
14) Donovan – Get Thy Bearings
15) Summer At Shatter Creek – Ever Changing Mood
16) Nellie McKay – David
17) Danielson Familie – Cutest Little Dragon
18) Sean Lennon – Bathtub
19) Jens Lekman – The Wrong Hands

One or two might get dropped, again because it isn’t yet burned, so we’ll see what happens. I’m stoked about my CD.

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