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Hot New Director Kalen Egan

Is now online.

Kalen, actually, is a good friend from way back in the day (6th grade) who has been making movies ever since I’ve known him. His 8th grade epic, “Burns,” remains forever etched in the memories of all who were present in Einstein Middle School’s Honors English class of 1995. Also forever etched in our memories is how he used to tell us that we had big heads and shiny noses and that we were the ugliest people he had ever seen in his life, which was particularly devastating considering that we had big crushes on both him and his friend Jason Dingman. Or maybe that was just me.

Either way, Kalen’s a talented kid. Check out his stuff.