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Otto the Octopus Wreaks Havoc

Very newsworthy:

A octopus has caused havoc in his aquarium by performing juggling tricks using his fellow occupants, smashing rocks against the glass and turning off the power by shortcircuiting a lamp.

Staff believe that the octopus called Otto had been annoyed by the bright light shining into his aquarium and had discovered he could extinguish it by climbing onto the rim of his tank and squirting a jet of water in its direction.

The short-circuit had baffled electricians as well as staff at the Sea Star Aquarium in Coburg, Germany, who decided to take shifts sleeping on the floor to find out what caused the mysterious blackouts.

“Once we saw him juggling the hermit crabs in his tank, another time he threw stones against the glass damaging it. And from time to time he completely re-arranges his tank to make it suit his own taste better – much to the distress of his fellow tank inhabitants.”

I don’t know why I find this endlessly entertaining, but I do.

Larry Summers for Treasury Secretary?

Larry Summers in on Obama’s (very) short-list for Treasury Secretary. The other option is Timothy Geithner, president of the New York Federal Reserve Bank.

I know any president is going to disappoint us — even (or perhaps especially) Obama. But I can’t help looking at his list of advisors, and his growing list of White House staff, and think, “Huh. That’s a lot of dudes.”

I also can’t help but think that Larry Summers would be a phenomenally bad choice. Yes, he is a very, very smart man. But he’s a Clinton throw-back who comes with a lot of baggage. He helped sow the seeds of the current economic crisis. He made now-infamous remarks about women’s intellectual aptitude. And as president of the World Bank, he signed a memo suggesting that we should dump our toxic waste in developing nations, including in “under-polluted” Africa — because poor people in those countries don’t live long enough to develop cancer anyway. There are questions as to whether Summers actually authored the memo, and as to whether it was intented as satire. Either way, it’s undisputed that he put his name on it, he has apologized for it. And I just think Summers has too much negative history to justify putting him in such an important position. It would alienate a lot of people, and would undermine the “change” message that Obama has been pushing.

We’ll see how Obama fills the other positions. He’s made some good choices by consulting with Susan Rice and Samantha Power on foreign policy, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Rice was his National Security Advisor. Janet Napolitano’s name is getting tossed out for AG. I hope he puts Ann-Marie Slaughter in his cabinet. I’d also throw in for Olympia Snowe for head of the EPA (if for some reason Al Gore isn’t available). Since Laura Tyson didn’t make the short-list for Treasury Secretary, I hope he at least keeps her as a consultant (or as Secretary of Commerce?). Marian Wright Edelman would be good choices for Secretary of Health and Human Services. Eleanor Holmes Norton for Secretary of Housing and Urban Development. And Kathleen Sebellius, Jennifer Granholm, Cassandra Butts and Claire McCaskill should all be in there somewhere.

What do you all think? Who should be in the Obama cabinet?

Spitzer Will Not Be Charged

Former Governor Eliot Spitzer will not be charged in connection with his involvement as a customer with a prostitution ring. I’m shocked.  Aren’t you shocked?

“After a thorough investigation, this office has uncovered no evidence of misuse of public or campaign funds,” U.S. Attorney Michael Garcia said in a statement.

The attorney’s office also said it found no illicit activity related to Spitzer’s withdrawal of funds for, and his payments to, the Emperors Club VIP, which authorities have said was a prostitution ring.

“In light of the policy of the Department of Justice with respect to prostitution offenses and the longstanding practice of this office, as well as Mr. Spitzer’s acceptance of responsibility for his conduct, we have concluded that the public interest would not be further advanced by filing criminal charges in this matter,” Garcia said.

Right, because that’s how we often treat the women who work as prostitutes, isn’t it?  They accept “responsibility” and law enforcement decides to just let it go, because how does it serve the public interest to prosecute women and humiliate them openly in a society that condemns their work, especially when they’re very often only doing the job because they’re desperate for money, or have even been forced or coerced?

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Friday Random Ten – the Yes We Did! edition

The Rules: Set your MP3 player to shuffle, and post the first 10 songs that come up.

Friday video: Since you were all such fans of Santogold last time around, here she is again:

The Ten:

1. Rhett Miller – Our Love
2. Thelonious Monk Quartet with John Coltrane – Evidence
3. Mary J. Blige – Never Been
4. Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Warrior
5. Silver Jews – The Right to Remain Silent
6. The War on Drugs – Buenos Aires Beach
7. The Books – Tokyo
8. Michael Jackson – Billy Jean
9. Les Savy Fav – Hold On to Your Genre
10. Ted Leo and the Pharmacists – Who Do You Love?

And the White Stripes do Dolly Parton:

More tunes below the fold.

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Asshole of the Day:

Jim Quinn:

On The War Room with Quinn & Rose, Jim Quinn said: “You know, if you were a slave in the old South, what did you get as a slave? You got free room and board, you got free money, and you got rewarded for having children because that was just, you know, tomorrow’s slave. … Can I ask a question? How’s that different from welfare? You get a free house, you get free food, and you get rewarded for having children. Oh, wait a minute, hold on a second. There is a difference: The slave had to work for it.”

No, Virginia, electing a black president does not mean that racism magically goes away.

LA Responds to Rape Kit Backlog

I’ve recently written about LA’s backlog of untested rape kits and how over 200 rape cases recently passed the statute of limitations — thanks to negligence which prevented it from being extended — without the kits being tested. The NY Times also recently reported that the problem is widespread across the U.S.

All of that negative publicity, and many rape victims publicly expressing outrage, has apparently convinced the city to do something about the problem.

Top city officials Tuesday unveiled a plan to help the Los Angeles Police Department’s crime lab reduce its massive backlog of unexamined DNA evidence from violent crimes, but they acknowledged that the funding for the proposal was less than certain.

Under the terms of the plan, which the City Council is expected to vote on today, the LAPD would allocate $700,000 to hire 16 more DNA analysts and support staff — a boost of about 33% over current staffing. The city would also increase by $250,000 the funds earmarked to pay private laboratories that the LAPD hires to help with the daunting workload.

“Our fundamental duty as elected officials is to ensure the safety and well-being of each of our residents,” Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa said at a late afternoon news conference attended by Police Chief William J. Bratton and City Council members. “When crimes are committed, particularly the heinous crimes of rape — we have a solemn obligation to seek justice.”

But we also must remember that this is no quick or complete fix.

Despite the rhetoric, however, the proposal is not a panacea and does not guarantee that the LAPD will have the funds it needs to process the entire backlog of roughly 7,000 cases, authorities acknowledged. Even if approved, the plan would still fall about $900,000 short of what is needed to keep pace with new crimes and meet the LAPD’s goal of clearing about 2,500 of the older cases this year. Also, at least $4.2 million in additional funds would be needed in coming years to fill 20 more analyst positions and continue the contracts with outside labs. LAPD and city officials expressed hope that the shortfall could be made up from private donations and increased federal funding.

The city has, however, begun prioritizing kits where the rapist is still unidentified and expects to have those kits tested within the next two months. That much is great news.  In short, the proper response here is to applaud the rhetoric but to also make sure that they’re politically held to it — and to pressure everyone into securing the proper funds.  It also seems to me that audits in many other cities may be in order, so that we can gain the kind of political leverage seen in LA and create wider-spread demand for similar action.

cross-posted at The Curvature

Now for the really important stuff.

The election is over, and the good guy won. But this is no time to rest on our laurels. We should get thinking about the next steps, and start pushing president-elect Obama to do the right thing on Day 1. In a country at war, in the midst of a financial crisis, with a failing health care system and an increasingly cynical, frustrated population, Obama needs to hit the ground running. So, dear Feministe readers, I pose the most important question to all of you:

What kind of puppy should the Obama family adopt? I vote french bulldog.