If Trish and Amanda jumped off a bridge, would I?
- Repetitive clicking of ballpoint pens or fingernails.
- False sincerity.
- People who try too hard. Painfully hard. Embarassingly hard.
- A clear, open voice in song.
- Ethan’s belly laugh.
- A soft breeze at night.
Least Favorite Sounds
- The alarm clock.
- My other alarm clock, Pablo, who goes off every morning at 7am.
- Other people’s cell phones.
All these things are so damned startling and disruptive to my pseudo-peace.
Favorite Flavors of Candy
- Cherry suckers.
Not a big candy fan — I prefer icing in a jar.
- Anything that deals with the Achilles’ tendon, or for that matter, anything that involves pain or breakage of the phalanges.
- Falling on my head.
- Overcoming procrastination.
- Sad attempts at optimism.
Favorite Department Stores
We’re avoiding department stores, so I’m filling in my own.
- Von’s Bookstore, a local joint that sells beads, books, jewelry, candles, gifts, cards, and has the best CD store that I’ve ever visited (even though I could kick any of their empolyees’ asses on music trivia).
- River Knits Yarns, my favorite place for S.E.X. (Stash Enchancing eXcursions).
- Sunspot Grocery, a local healthfood store that carries anything crunchy-granola-hippie one could ever want including organic produce in the dead of winter.
Most Often Used Words
- Fuck (in it’s many incarnations).
Favorite Pizza Toppings
- Fresh basil.
- Whole tomato slices.
- Olive oil.
I’m about to reveal myself as a food snob.
Favorite Cartoon Characters
- Betty Boop.
- Ren and Stimpy.
Um, I don’t really like cartoons at all.
Recently Viewed Movies
- Chuck & Buck.
If you haven’t seen “Chuck & Buck” go out and find it immediately. It’s disturbing and endearing, homoerotic and innocently virginal, funny and sad all at the same time.
- Fresh cantaloupe, the kind so juicy it runs down your chin.
- Pear (on a basalmic vinegar-dipped roast beef sandwich with Swiss cheese).
- Warm strawberries.
- Spaghetti squash.
- Crisp, uncut green beans.
Sometime in the next year I will cut back on the fluff and get back to more serious and/or editorial material, but hell, it’s vacation and I’ll blather if I want to.
Yahoo News reports that Blog Creation, Readership Rises in 2004:
Readership of online journals known as blogs grew significantly in 2004, driven by increased awareness of them during the presidential campaign and other major news events, according to a study released Sunday.
Twenty-seven percent of online adults in the United States said in November they read blogs, compared with 17 percent in a February survey by the Pew Internet and American Life Project.
I can’t wait until blogs are known as “blogs” instead of “online journal” or some other such crap.
And then after a lengthy explanation about the use of blogs in Dean’s presidential campaign, and blogging the tsunami, and the obligatory mention of Power Line,
Blog creators tend to be male, affluent, well-educated and young; 70 percent of them have high-speed connections at home, and 82 percent have been online at least six years.
Of six qualifiers mentioned here, I meet three. I am young, have had a personal realm on the internet for eight years, and am reasonably well-educated. Apparently they polled Matt Yglesias and the boys at Pandagon for this survey. WATW?: At least Time magazine remembered us.
And as reading things like this always causes me to do, I wonder why the hell I never get polled.
Yes, I’m trying to pass test posts as content.
I have aready accidentally rewritten the index file with the old MT index, and had to recover it. Thankfully my trusty backup files came through. But not without losing some things. Of course. Because this can’t be easy. No.
WordPress runs on completely different tags and structure than MT and it’s a daunting switch. I don’t understand the PHP calls in the pesky plug-ins and have been emailing Shelley at an alarming rate for help, cruising through the WordPress support forums in search of answers, mostly to no avail. To be honest, I’m not entirely sure what I’m looking for.
I have already taken on another web project that is thankfully within my grasp. In the meantime, arranging my own web space just may have to wait.
Sure, it isn’t Friday, but it doesn’t feel right without a kitty picture on the blog.
Clancy at Culture Cat has compiled a list of links in which gender and blogs are discussed: The Link Portal on Gender in the Blogosphere, often addressing WATW (Where Are the Women?) in it’s many forms dating as early as September of 2002.
This is a great reference for anyone studying gender and the internet, in addition to being a lovely reference point to any ass who asks the question (again) without doing his or her research.
The new feed for Feministe can be found here.
And I got it without even cheating.
You’re Bettie Page!
What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
From everyone and their mother at Feminist Blogs.
Thanks so much to Shelley of Burningbird for walking me through this change, and sometimes taking over completely. Shelley is a WordPress goddess.
My allotment of sever space could no longer handle the rebuilds necessary to maintain the MT blog, so something had to happen. I have played around with WordPress before and knew it was a lighter, cleaner sort of blogging software. I still have to figure out the template structure, as I’m not that happy with the way this looks right now, but I hope to soon have something adequate for my picky self. In some ways I feel like I’m back where I started when I first used MT, fumbling around with the template and gazing longingly at others’ pages and their personal tweaks.
Nonetheless, here we go. Thrills abound.
Lauren left Feministe in January of 2006 after three years at this domain.
Most banners are created using old advertisements, illustrations, and pin-up art that have been found on the internet. When one’s hobby is web design, Google Images is one’s best friend.
Background tiles are most frequently taken from Squidfingers and Pixel Decor.
I am available for freelance blog and ad design, as seen at Slim Coincidence (splash page and professional portfolio), Michelle Maklin (a political parody for April Fools’ Day), Bitch Ph.D, and Pandagon.
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O.K., I’ll cop to it. I was just about ready to cheer on Howard Stern’s "jihad" against the Bush administration; I was almost ready to accept the story that he was canned from Clear Channel as retribution for his anti-Bush stance (rather than, say, because of Clear Channel’s financial worries about escalating FCC enforcement and the $495,000 they recently paid out in fines), and to welcome him to the fold as a funny guy with a lot of fans and media connections that could help our cause in November. I was, in short, perilously close to forgetting what a halfwit misogynist twerp Howard Stern really is.
Then I heard that he’s bankrolling a remake of Porky’s, the 1982 backlash blockbuster that spawned a generation of astonishingly mean-spirited sex farces centered on teenage boys leering at, manipulating, and humiliating young women. And it’s all coming back to me now.
Sorry Howard, you’re on your own this time.