Almost good enough for National Poetry Month [slightly edited to further poetic form]:
Lauren is _____
lauren is 6 months old today
lauren is eating solid food on 06 16 2004
lauren is nailed to the cross
lauren is the shit
lauren is the new freddie; brown is the new black
lauren is wonderful and so is her webpage
lauren is taking her own pace about discussing her diabetes and pump with those who do not know her well
lauren is so cool
lauren is the center of attention on the couch
lauren is center of attention off of the couch
lauren is a better pitcher against adam than leora is
lauren is a 12 times australian national taekwondo champion and has competed internationally for over 7 years
lauren is an experienced escort who up to now has been working for a escort agency in the north east and now has decided the time is right
Apparently, Lauren is very busy.
lauren is absent
lauren is absent-minded
lauren is accused of teaching cannibalism to her american history class
lauren is great
lauren is hot
lauren is great and hot like an opera singer
lauren is a young girl that rejects the religion that her father has taught her
lauren is now training to compete in the 2004 athens paralympics
lauren is very reluctant
lauren is anal
lauren is a very solid athlete and a tremendous student
lauren is an elegant beauty
lauren is also a fashion model with a bright future ahead of her
lauren is a fairly attractive woman who adopts a businesslike expression and countenance while working
lauren is a respected doctor in psychology and teaches at a university
lauren is a member of nwa and ams and is preparing for her ams seal
lauren is a hot satin bikini
lauren is so cool
lauren is tiiiiiiiiired
lauren is not the delicate whispers of a mother chanting lullabies to her baby
lauren is a genius
lauren is available with free shipping
lauren is a lion no longer
lauren is a shmuck hey everybody
lauren is the biology department’s education coordinator and makes sure that the biology students are proceeding smoothly through the program
lauren is quoted as an expert on the above issues by a wide range of newspaper and magazine articles
lauren is a beautiful happy child
lauren is internationally known
lauren is great
lauren is currently safe in calf due back in early fall with an ultrasounded bull calf by ellbank airliner
lauren is by far the best thing thats happened to me since ive moved
lauren is a better pitcher against adam than leora is
lauren is coached by linda paterson and a member of north east fife baton twirlers
lauren is far from being a frail 74 year old
lauren is a terrific blend of beauty and function
lauren is currently working on at least three county court trials
lauren is a crisp blend of fresh citrus
lauren is the 25th young woman to hold this local title
lauren is _____
There is so much about me I didn’t know.