Roommate’s boyfriend: What do you think Nancy Pelosi and Dick Cheney talk about up there?
Jill: I think Nancy is probably like, “So, Dick, how are you?” and Dick probably responds with something along the lines of, “I like turtles,” except in his menacing voice. And then Nancy smiles really widely and nods and is like, “Uh-huh, that’s nice!”
I’m pretty sure it’s true. What do you think they talk about?