Grab your torches, it’s a witchhunt!
American Life League, the nation’s largest grassroots Catholic pro-life educational organization, will hold a press conference on Monday, Jan. 24 at the Hyatt Regency on Capitol Hill. At the press conference, American Life League will unveil a two-page ad identifying the 72 pro-abortion Catholics in the U.S. House and Senate.
“This is the first time American Life League has publicly identified all pro-abortion Catholic Republicans and Democrats in both houses of Congress,” said Joe Starrs, Director of American Life League’s Crusade for the Defense of Our Catholic Church.
He sounds so proud.
“A public figure who claims to be Catholic cannot support the direct killing of preborn babies through abortion. It is our hope that the bishops will use this opportunity to counsel Catholic members of Congress who support abortion, impressing upon them the immorality of their stance and the gravity of maintaining such positions.”
Oh, I see. These poor politicians are just misguided. With enough guilt-tripping and bible-banging (I mean, “counseling”) they’ll see the light, give themselves back to Jesus, and halt the “preborn” fetus roast.
I love terms like “preborn,” really I do. Such language is precious. But be wary of any rhetoric coming from a group with “Crusade” in their name. It’s not only creepy, it alludes to the kind of sweeping accusatory judgement, supposedly from above, being hoisted on Congress next Monday.
Hell, I say we do what they want. Let’s uproot Vatican city, plunk it down right atop DC, and elect the Pope president for life. Sure beats democracy!